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Fri 03 Sep 2010 08:53:16
Name : Evil Hank Email : tweeting, twitering, or what ever the hell you call it Message 
My driver license expires on 9/23... and I REALLY, REALLY didn't want to go to the DMV to renew it.
Guess what? I got my drivers license renewal offer in the mail.. to renew on the INTERNET!!
And I did it... and I got my new drivers license in the mail. I'm good for another 5yrs!!!
This is the SECOND time this has happened. I haven't had to go to the DMV in 10yrs!!!
But even though I'm doin the "happy nekked dance".. I'm wondering, how the hell they know whether I'm competent or not?.. because I'm 68!!!... and I'm good to drive until i'm 73yrs old!!!
I'm wondering at what age "they" say... you cain't drive any more.. OR.. come in to the DMV and prove to us you are still competent.
I guess in my case I won't have to worry about it.. I doubt I will live long enough to renew my drivers license again.
You grasshoppahs watch out for a little old man in a hot, black '97 Chevy Camaro Z on the road.. and stay the hell out of my way!!!Fri 03 Sep 2010 08:05:09
Name : Evil Hank Email : Looselips Message 
What's wrong with being "wet"??? besides, I'm still vewy, vewy PRETTY!!! Fri 03 Sep 2010 05:56:13
Name : Looselips Email : Funny Message 
Henry, Now I know why sometimes you are all wet. Ping.....Pong. Thu 02 Sep 2010 09:47:50
Name : Obi Juan Canoli Email : Obi Juan Canoli's Fan Message Henry, it's a wonder your wig didn't fall off in the pool!!! Thu 02 Sep 2010 07:30:22
Name : Evil Hank Email : peeps and Looky loos Message 
Ya know what.. I'm guessing that most of you peeps and looky loos don't believe a word I say.
And you know what?.. I'm thinkin that that might be a good thing... LOL
I'm thinkin.. that the most important thing in your life is being happy.. and believing what ever the hell you want to believe that makes you happy. Then you have my approval.
IMO.. happy is the bestest... IMO.. you only live ONCE.. so you should DO and BELIEVE what ever the hell makes you feel good.
Ok.. I'm gonna go cook me some tacos for dinner.. so you behave while I'm gone... LOLThu 02 Sep 2010 05:40:05
Name : Evil Hank Email : peeps and Looky loos Message Ok.. here is another "jail house" story.. it's true, I don't lie.
I was in jail AGAIN... hey, I didn't kilt nobody.. I have only been in jail from drinkin and driving. YES.. I know it's horrible to drink and drive.. but I was just a kid that didn't know squat. I wasn't the brilliant, handsome dude I am now.
Ok.. the true jail story goes like this....
I was in jail.. they threw me in a cell with a BUNCH of bad guys. And here is what I remember:
This jail cell had about 20 guys in it. And it had a phone in it. Yes it did. There was a phone on the wall.
Ok.. so this guy in a suit..I guess he was a business man, wants to make a phone call.. but there is this "black" guy hoarding the phone.. just "chit chattin" to his girlfriend.
So this guy in a suit goes over to this black guy on the phone and tells him to "get off the phone".. cuz he want to make a phone call.
Well, that didn't go over very well with the "black" guy... I don't remember the words he used... but he strongly objected and tried to be intimidating.. but to my surprise he gave up the phone to this "white" guy.
After the "white" guy talked for more then 5min on the phone.. the "black" guy started making a "case" out of it and told the white guy if he didn't get off the phone he was going to kick his ass.
Well.. let me tell you.. the tension in this "holding cell" jumped up about 100 percent.
You know.. it's only human nature to "fight or flee".. but in a "holding cell" there is no place to flee.. you can only fight.
So, here is sweet innocent Hank, eating his bologna sammich.. and minding his own business amongst all these mean, nasty, killers.. what was I to do???
I ain't gonna tell you. You'll just have to guess and wonder. Cuz I like torturing you.
rum n coke #7Thu 02 Sep 2010 04:39:34
Name : Evil Hank Email : goofy Message hahahaha....
Well.. I'm an old man...and I have lost a ton of "gray cells". And my understanding is.. if you drink alcohol you lose brain cells. So I'm thinking some of that gray matter loss includes memory cells.
So.. with that said.. I remember the part of getting pulled over.. and I remember the JAIL part.. but I don't remember the in-between part.
By that I mean, I don't remember if they took me to jail that night... or if they gave me a ticket to go to court. And I remember there was no debate about going to jail.. it was automatic. It was the law..and that was that.
But one thing I remember for sure!!!... is I spent a weekend in jail.. for speeding through Oceanside and got put in jail..AND THAT'S A FACT JACK!!!Wed 01 Sep 2010 09:48:22
Wed 01 Sep 2010 04:50:17
Name : Evil Hank Email : To Henry Message WRONG!!
As I said, I don't know what it is today... but in Oceanside at that time if you are going over 100mph and get caught it was AUTOMATIC jail time.Wed 01 Sep 2010 03:52:01
Name : To Henry Email : Message If you went to jail you were charged with reckless driving or you refused to sign the ticket. Speeding alone is not jailable. Tue 31 Aug 2010 05:44:17
Name : Evil Hank Email : a real story, before I leave today Message Have any of you peeps-looky-loo MALES ever been in Jail??
I have a few times. I didn't kilt no one.. I didn't do anything that bad.
I got put in jail once for driving over 100 miles an hour. I got stopped by the Oceanside police, actually it was the highway patrol.
Apparently they have, or had, a law in Oceanside that if you are driving over 100 miles an hour in or through their town, you go to jail... period!
It happened to me... I was driving from Pasadena to San Diego.. to see my Go-Go Dancer girlfriend... she got off work about 2am (the Barbary Coast).. and I was running late.. because I had been with some other girl.
Well, let me tell you.. being in jail was a real bad experience. I saw stuff that makes me shiver today.
I saw this tall, lanky, black guy come into the jail. Man, was he yelling and being tough. Well, the police threw him in a cell with another guy named "Mike".. Mike was a Samoan. Well, this black guy was razing HELL in his cell.. and one of the cops came up to the cell window and yelled, "Mike, cant you keep this guy quiet".
I was a "screw".. by that I mean.. I was a nice guy that was chartered with moping the floors and washing cop cars.
Anyway.. back to the story... the black guy was raising hell.. I was moping the floor.. and the next thing I heard was this black guy screaming bloody murder. I have never heard such a blood curdling sound.
I ran up to the cell door and looked through this small window.. and all I could see was this hand going up and down.. and this black guy screaming bloody murder.
The Samoan guy was beating the shit out of this black guy.. and from what I can tell.. the Samoan was pounding the shit out of this black guy's BALLS!!!... and the black guy was screaming and pleading for his mommy.
Then the cops came and pulled the Samoan off the black guy.. they grabbed the black guy by the neck and dragged him to a different cell... and TOSSED him to the floor.
I never heard another "peep" from the black guy after that.
Man, was I glad to get out of there.Tue 31 Aug 2010 04:30:25
Name : Evil Hank Email : girlies Message I've had just enough "rum n cokes" to be the obnoxious jerk you know and hate...
Here is a secret from a cave man to you sweet innocent girls...
Your cave man lubs the way you LOOK, otherwise he wouldn't have corralled you... and he will show you off at every opportunity.
Yep... your cave man is proud to show his woman off.. especially to OTHER cave men. I guess it's a cave man thing.
I ain't saying it's right or wrong.. I'm just saying it's the way it is..
You can hate me for telling the truth... but, I gots to do what I gots to do.. cuz I yam what I yam.
Ladies...you make the world go-round. Trust your Pappy Hank on that.Tue 31 Aug 2010 02:59:32
Name : Evil Hank Email : Big *8 Message Well.. my mommy used to buy for 4 also.. and she only spent $20 bucks a month, if that.
I was raised on rice and beans for dinner and Quaker Oats for breakfast...EVERY FRIGGEN DAY.
Well.. except for the days when my asshole stepfather WON at the Caliente race track in Tijuana.. then we had grapes, donuts and other goodies...
HEY.. I turned out ok on "rice n beans" and "Quaker Oats".... didn't I?? (don't answer that)Mon 30 Aug 2010 10:32:15
Name : Big *8 Email : Make A Move Message I buy for four people at Big 8. I spend about $150 a month. Albertson's is a killer. Sun 29 Aug 2010 08:30:42
Name : Evil Hank Email : tweeting, twitering, or what ever the hell you call it Message 
I went and bought me some groceries today... $129 BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
I bought stuff for tacos, hotdogs and hamburgers... my god, no wonder my mommy told me to clean my plate cuz people in China are starving.
Who the hell in China can afford to eat!!!!!!!!!!
Now I understand what my mommy was a sayin. Hell, I cain't afford to eat either!!!!
But I ain't givin up my "rum n coke" for nuttin!!! I'll starve to death first..
rum n coke #5Sun 29 Aug 2010 02:13:03
Name : d Email : eh Message Well maybe some skibbies will do.
I have a shirt for you though. You might have to wear it so you don't get too sunburned. LOL
If there is a sun on Sunday that is.
You can get a worse burn with no sun.
Now that's a fact jack.
Ha ha ha
I'm bringing my chili bake and it is verrrry goood! So don't eat too many dogs or burgers.
PhlySun 29 Aug 2010 09:57:55
Name : Easy One Email : Evil Hank Message You are going to have to look long and hard, and then you will still never come up with anyone to match your wit and your humor, to take over as webmaster. When you leave, it will never be the same. So you just hang in there as long as you can. But I know that you will not leave us, until you find someone that can come close to your personility and charm. You gave life to this web site and it will always be you. Sat 28 Aug 2010 10:43:12
Name : Evil Hank Email : peeps and Looky loos Message Yah know what?.. I thinks there are some of you out there that would like to have a nice, decent, human Webmaster running this website.
Well.. I'm, challenging you to step up. I'm ready to turn over our website.
I know I have worn out my welcome.. I know that I'm near the end of my life.. I know that our website needs YOUNG blood.
But... I don't see any of you weenies out there that are willing to step up. If you are.. then email me!!Sat 28 Aug 2010 08:35:33
Name : Evil Hank Email : d Message Sweetie... I'm not really staying. I'm gonna give up the Breakfast Club and our Website. It's time for a normal, decent Mariner to take over. I'm still working on it.
I know I have overstayed my welcome.. and I'm trying to do something about it.
Sept 5th....Hotdogs and hamburgers!!!.... you found my Kryptonite..... you got my attention!
Is it ok if I come nekked???Fri 27 Aug 2010 08:09:51
Fri 27 Aug 2010 05:39:18
Name : Evil Hank Email : peeps and Looky loos Message Well.... Shirley finally got back to me about taking over the website.
She doesn't have a webmaster to take over the website at this time. She would have to do it herself. That's like turning over the website to "Lucy" (Lucille Ball).
So, until we find the "RIGHT" webmaster it seems you are stuck with me for a while longer.
The new webmaster doesn't have to be an expert. But he/she should know a little about HTML, FTP, CGI and PHP.
In addition, the new webmaster needs to have the TIME and the Mariner spirit. There is NO compensation.. it would be a labor of love.
If any of you can fit that bill..or if you know someone who can fit that bill.. then email me.
There would be some nominal cost.. but I think Shirley would pick up the cost. I cant speak for her, but I think she would.Thu 26 Aug 2010 05:10:01
Name : Evil Hank Email : WRT Message I agree... Thu 26 Aug 2010 02:05:25
Name : WRT Email : Message "Love means never having to say your sorry"
Possibly the most nonsensical catch phrase in movie history.Wed 25 Aug 2010 09:10:52
Name : Evil Hank Email : Shirley and Joe Message Ok.. I'm gettin a "feelin"... kinda like Sherlock Holmes...
I asked "Joe" to take over the Breakfast Club for me.. and he is refusing.
I asked Shirley Chase to take over the website for me.. and she tells me she has a head ache.
To quote Sherlock Holmes.. I think there is a conspiracy a-foot....
I'm thinkin Joe and Shirley are "talkin".. and conspiring... it's just a guess at this point.. but I'm getting very, very suspicious..
I didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday.. maybe a couple of days earlier, but NOT yesterday!!!Wed 25 Aug 2010 08:03:09
Name : Evil Hank Email : Lollie Message Please don't say you're "sorry". That hurts my black heart.
"Love means never having to say your sorry"... I heard that somewhere.
But I disagree with that phrase... I think lovers DO need to say their sorry... and I'm sorry honey.
I ain't gots me no white horse.. I ain't gots me no money.. in fact I ain't gots me nothing that you would ever want.
BUT!!!.. I can be vewy, vewy charming.. LOL
rum n coke #7Tue 24 Aug 2010 05:55:11
Name : Lollie Email : Henry Message Sorry, Henry. I meant it as a compliment cuz' you are a great webmaster and friend. It's okay, I can take the heat of your torment...better that than no Henry at all. Tue 24 Aug 2010 05:03:30
Name : Evil Hank Email : Lollie Message CRAPOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know damn well I get mushy when I drink. You don't play fair!!!
You are going to kick yourself in the butt when I stay here.
And guess what?.. I AIN'T GONNA HAVE NO MERCY ON YOU!!!.. and you ain't gonna have nobody to blame but yourself!!Tue 24 Aug 2010 04:58:14
Name : Lollie Email : Henry Message Nah, we're not drawn to a "bad boy", we just know a great webmaster and friend when we see one. Tue 24 Aug 2010 04:06:37
Name : Easy One Email : Evil Hank Message While raising my kids. I used to say to them, when they were worried about doing something wrong. Can you look in a mirror and like who you see? Years later I ran across this poem. I will ask you this question now. Can you look in the mirror? I can also answere that question. YES you can and you will like who you see.
THE MAN IN THE GLASS.
When you get what you want in your struggle for self and the world makes you king for a day,
Just go to the mirror and look at yourself and see what that man has to say.
For it isn't your father or mother or wife whose judgment upon you must pass.
The fellow whose verdict counts most in you life is the one staring back from the glass.
You may be like Jack Horner and chisel a plum and think your're a wonderful guy, but the man in the glass says, your only a bum if you can't look him straight in the eye.
He's the fellow to please---never mind all the rest, for he's with you clear to the end.
And you've passed your most dangerous, difficult test if the man in the glass is your friend.
You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years and get pats on the back as you pass,
But your final reward will be heartache and tears if you cheated the man in the glass.
---Anonymous---
Knowing the honest man that you are, I know you have no trouble seeing the MAN IN THE GLASS. You may think you are an asshole, no one here does. You may think you are everything negitave that you say you are, but I think you are a real hoot.Tue 24 Aug 2010 03:25:26
Name : Evil Hank.. aka confused puppy Email : Lollie Message Ya know what....
"Jo" and "Damama" have always kept me GROUNDED before... but now "Easy One" and YOU.. "Lollie" are doing the same thing.
I'm thinkin there must be a reason. I'm thinkin it must be because I'm vewy, vewy PRETTY!!
I knew I was pretty... but.. I will admit I didn't know I was THIS pretty. It's like I have Vampire power over my groupies....
You girls DO understand you are reinforcing the belief of every boy... that girls lub them some "bad boys" don't you?.. do you really want to reinforce that??
You ladies raised us... maybe it's time for you to take some responsibility for the way we turned out.
With that said... we bad boys still lub us our mommy.... yes we do.
rum n coke # whateverTue 24 Aug 2010 03:14:55
Name : Lollie Email : Henry Message You're right - we are our own worst enemies/critics. That's why we need friends to bounce things off of. Friends are good at polishing the mirror so that we can get a better glimpse of ourselves...one that is more accurate than the soiled one we try to see ourselves in. The soiled mirror gives us a dim, pale image of who we really are. So...stop pouting and know you're doing a mighty fine job. You'll know (and we will too) when it's time to pass the mantle on to someone else. Did you notice I didn't use the word "quit?" If you walked away right now, you'd be "quitting." When the time is right, there will be a changing of the guard which will feel right for everyone.
Go ahead and figure out what needs to be done, so that when the time is right it is a smoother transaction. Until then, though, we're voting for Henry, THE WEBMASTER OF ALL WEBMASTERS.Tue 24 Aug 2010 03:06:49
Name : d Email : h Message Henry, now look what you've done?
You have got all us sweet innocent girls on the HEATHENS CHAT BOARD!!!!
Ha ha haha ha ha
I LUV MVHS!!!!!
I LUV THE WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LUV ALL THE ALUMNI'S!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOST OF ALL I LUV THE WEB-MASTER!!!!!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXXOXOXO
Thank You For All Of This........Tue 24 Aug 2010 02:14:42
Name : Evil Hank Email : Easy One/Lollie Message Dang.. you know what?... I've always heard that behind every stupid man, there is a great woman.
I've stated, many, many times that I can "pout" like nobody's business. I am the KING of pouters.
You ladies have made me ask myself if "am I just pouting"? or do I really want to leave?
Of course I don't want to leave.. so that leaves only..that I must be pouting???
But, I ask you... is self analysis possible?.. is it possible for any human to be objective in self analysis??.. I don't think so.
I really, really want to do the right thing... but you ladies are giving me "second thoughts" about my motivation.
I've always been honest with all of you.. and I'm trying to be honest with myself.... but now I'm wondering if it's humanly possible to be honest with oneself.
This sounds like an advertisement for marriage... for a guy to have a lady to keep him "grounded".
Rum n coke #4... I should never drink in these situations.. it makes me too damn mushy.
-confused puppyTue 24 Aug 2010 01:56:14
Mon 23 Aug 2010 10:16:49
Name : Easy One Email : Evil Hank Message I know, the last thng you would ever want is pity and sympathy. You do however, deserve all the thanks and praise that comes your way. You have brought a lot of people together and a lot of great memories, through this Mar Vista web site. I would truely hate it if your creation were to fade away. You passing the torch to Shirley will be a good thing. I am sure that you have chosen the right one to carry on for you. Thank goodness you are still with us. And I will be looking forward to your oneryness for a long time to come. They say only the good die young and I think that your little bit of evil, will keep you with us for a lot longer then you think. I also think that you are good person. You just try to hide it. You are honest and loving. There for, there is no bad there. Have a great day and know that you make my heart sing. Sun 22 Aug 2010 07:50:51
Name : Evil Hank Email : The Grass Is Green Right Here Message Hey.. I ain't looking for pity, a pat on the back or any sympathy.
It's a very personal thing... I've reached my level of incompetence and assholeness.
I lub you people.. and you deserve better then me.
Dang, I didn't know it was going to be so hard to do the right thing.
Why cant you understand I'm trying to do the best thing for you??... have I ever lied to you???Sun 22 Aug 2010 06:35:15
Name : The Grass Is Green Right Here Email : Whistle Blower Message At This Moment "Henry"
~ Billy Vera & The Beaters (Corrupted of course)
What did you think
We would do at this moment
When you're standing before us
With tears in your eyes
Trying to tell us
that you have found you another (SW)
and you just can't take us no more
What did you think
We would say at this moment
When we're faced with the knowledge
That you just might leave us alone
Did you think we would curse you
Or say things to hurt you
'cause you just don't need to leave us alone
Did you think
We could hate you
Or raise our hands to you
Now come on you know us too well
How could we hurt you
when Henry we love you
and you know
We would never, never hurt you-oo-wo-oo...
What do you think
We would give at this moment
If you'd stay
We'd subtract a few years from our lives
We'd fall down on our knees
and praise the website that you have worked on
If we could just convince you to stay
We'd fall down on our knees
We'd praise the website that you created
Henry,
If we could just convince you to stay
If we Mariner's could just convince you to stay
If we, if we could just hold you
right where you are
again
Sun 22 Aug 2010 04:40:45
Name : Evil Hank Email : Grasshoppahs Message Hey grasshoppahs.. thanks to those of you that shared a kind word.
But it's time for me to move on. I'm sure I have worn out my welcome here. And, our website has become bigger and more important then "ME". Our alumni website needs to continue after I am gone.
I made that promise to you a LONG time ago. And I'm gonna keep that promise. This website belongs to YOU not me.
Shirley Chase, '77 contacted me today. We are going to get together to make plans for the turnover.
BUT!!!!!!!!!!... I ain't dead yet!!! I'm already thinking about creating a "San Diego South Bay Alumni" website.. yep I am. Hey, don't laugh.. they laughed at Orville and Wilber Wright too!!!
I thinks there be a lots of more people I can annoy the hell out of... LOL
Just remember this... I DID IT MY WAY!!!
I lubs you grasshoppahs.. I really do. Thanks for everything.Sun 22 Aug 2010 12:23:03
Name : d Email : Donna Message Thank you Girl,
I'll e-mail you after church from the coffee shop if the beach is open by then. My mom lived around the block from West View Church and I went there for a year. Ralph's dad wen there then also. Just before we found a church in Clairemont Ralph started coming there.
I've known him as RED for so many years.
He is a good guy and does love the Lord.
Got to go to church now. I went once but waqs an hour and a half early.
See I'm also a dufus. LOL
Thanks again being a friend. Phly Sun 22 Aug 2010 11:23:46
Name : Easy One Email : Evil Hank Message GOOD MORNING. JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM THINKING OF YOU WITH WARM AND LOVING THOUGHTS. WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE SPECIAL AND HAVE A TREMENDOUS FOLLOWING AND THAT YOU ARE LOVED AND THOUGHT OF EACH AND EVERYDAY. YOU ARE THE SUNSHINE IN SO MANY LIVES THAT HAVE DARK CLOUD'S HANGING OVER THEM. HAVE A HAPPY AND WONDERFUL DAY AND KNOW THAT YOU ARE LOVED. HUGS AND KISSES FOR YOU. Sun 22 Aug 2010 10:40:25
Name : donna Email : to d or anybody Message funny thing I just thought of...
I begged Henry not to put my picture up on the Heathen's Board and at least he didn't do that...
But here I am chatting on the Heathen Board and on a Sunday Morning no less...
Life is something else isn't it...Sun 22 Aug 2010 10:36:39
Name : donna Email : d Message I'll take it but I'm not on face book yet...just haven't been able to make myself do it...had a blog for a while but it was like mostly about God I guess...and life...
But I love your posts and you're being yourself like Henry...and I was being myself too, I guess...
I like being crazy and letting it all out but I still reserve certain things and try to keep certain standards for myself and I'm not trying to judge anybody...I'm not that kind of person...I just didn't care for what Henry used my face for there with that caption, but it's a minor thing in the grand scheme of things and he meant no offense I know...
I think it's a good thing you're going to Ralph's church...I know he'll befriend you...at least I believe he will...he should...
who knows? Maybe I'll go their with you guys some day...I basically grew up what they called a holy roller though (and mean no offense by that) because I'm not ashamed of it...it just seems the easiest way to explain where I came from or am coming from sometimes I guess...
But God's at the top of my list for sure...he keeps me sane...and when I'm sad I run to Him or try to remember to at least...often I run to people when I should run to Him...but hey, we're all human and that's the best part of it...
God absolutely knows that...heck, he made us didn't he...and he definitely didn't use any "cookie cutters". You are absolutely unique and a beautiful person and that's for sure and thanks for responding...I just felt like I let everybody down...and was only trying to stick up for myself a little bit...
But my regular email is dustipiano@aol.com...just giving you that since I don't have a facebook...
Maybe I'll have to break down and do that some day...we'll see...Sun 22 Aug 2010 10:14:23
Name : d Email : donna Message 
Could you get on my fadebook? Ask JO or JOE, they are on it. Like to stay friends. We just met officially. If you scroll down this chat, You'll see how I get in trouble all the time when I don't take my "be good" meds. I'm diet coke free and med free right now and am crying my eyes out and am so impulsive that I'm going to church today. Probably going to Ralph's church cause I used to go there before with mom.
I'll take meds with diet coke right outside so I don't back out. Ha ha ha
I LOVE THIS WEBSITE AND ALL THE PERSONS ON IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DANG I'M SO STINKING SAD !!!!!!!!!!!!Sun 22 Aug 2010 10:07:51
Name : Joe Email : Henry Message What Easy One and Donna said goes 'Ditto' for me you big Lug!!!! Sun 22 Aug 2010 07:36:15
Name : Donna Email : To Everybody Message Not sure exactly what to say...tried to say it all to Henry about not meaning to hurt him or tear him down or whatever you want to call it that it seems like I did...
I've been trying to tell him everything that Easy One just said really so well...he keeps the website going and entertaining with his posts and his movie clips and songs...
I just didn't like him using my picture with the words he did...maybe that makes me a prude or something to the rest of you but I'm really not...
Anyway...please accept my apology for starting a "ruckus" if that's what I did...but it looks like Henry just got to hear all the "lub" everybody has for him. People always talk about how you should tell people how you feel while they're still here. And I'm sure I'm not the only one that has regretted not telling people how I feel...
In fact I think I was getting a little "gushy" last week when I was leaving the breakfast, just trying to say what this whole Mar Vista Breakfast Club has meant to me...
So...hope I can still be a "friend" to everybody including "Evil Hank"...
And by the way, it's kind of hard to right a serious post don't you know with all those crazy little emoticoms or whatever the heck they are up they making faces at me!
So I'll stop being so serious I guess...and lighten up...turn it back over to the rest of you guys...
Gosh, hope I didn't mess this up!Sat 21 Aug 2010 10:00:54
Name : Easy One Email : Evil Hank Message It's not over till it's over. And you can probably find a hundred people to take over the web site. But you will never find anyone to replace you. You truely are one of a kind, and I think they threw away the mold, after you were made. You are the Mar Vista, that I love. In my darkest hour, I found the web site and it lifted my sprit's so very much. I have enjoyed each and evry one of your post's. Even the one's that were WAY OUT THERE. You are very true to yourself and in everything you say. You are not afraid to be you. Even when you probably knew, someone might be offended. But then if anyone was offended, you warned them right up front. DON'T READ THIS BOARD. I have always thought you were humours, honest, sweet, naughty and nice. And just as cute as a button. When the time comes for you to pass the torch, it will be a sad time, not only for me, but for all that have become addicted to you. Your wit is exceptional. I thank you now, for making the few dark days in my life, sunny and bright. I lub you and all your charm. Have a great day and do take care of yourself. None of us want to see your exit to soon. So do all a favor and hang in there. I too liked my Rum and Coke, in my drinking day. But the next time I am out, I will have one for you and for old time's. Here's to you. Sat 21 Aug 2010 07:02:34
Name : Nostradamus Email : Gift Message Some people have the gift to do a lifetime of work in a single setting. So Hank, just continue doing what you do and let the Work forever speak.
Rude, crude, lovingly, suprisingly,emotionally charged, fanatacal, or just a Mariner Hero, don't welch on your greatest accomplishment.
It is not a done deal until you are. The beat goes on........................................and on..............and on.Sat 21 Aug 2010 07:02:04
Name : Nostradamus Email : Gift Message Some people have the gift to do a liftime of work in a single setting. So Hank, just continue doing what you do and let the Work forever speak.
Rude, crude, lovingly, suprisingly,emotionally charged, fanatacal, or just a Mariner Hero, don't welch on your greatest accomplishment.
It is not a done deal until you are. The beat goes on........................................and on..............and on.Sat 21 Aug 2010 06:48:33
Name : d Email : Message Ha ha ha I haven't heard "crotchety" since my grandma. Sat 21 Aug 2010 06:35:23
Name : d Email : h Message Did I mention these diet cokes are liters? Ha ha ha Sat 21 Aug 2010 06:34:34
Name : d Email : evil Message Hey H, I am drinking! On my third Diet coke. and Just checked my meds this am is empty so I guess I took those too. Ha ha ha
Today is my free and fun day! I promise to be good though. I feel bad for your wanting to step down but do understand that good things always come to an end.
Just hope the next wm is at least as good as you.
PhlySat 21 Aug 2010 06:33:08
Name : Evil Hank Email : living too long? Message I'm so screwed up I don't know which way to turn.
Does a person realize/know when they get "crotchety"?... does a human know when that happens.. and how to deal with it.
I remember "mid-life crises".. I remember my Corvette and all the girls. The part I didn't know about, and nobody told me about.. is the "crotchety" years... I'm not certain, but I think I've entered my crotchety years.
I am one sick puppy, and I think I need help.Sat 21 Aug 2010 06:19:41
Name : Evil Hank Email : d Message Have you no shame?
You should never, ever admit to knowing me!! you are way better then that.
Dear, you cain't take it back once you post it.
If you are not a drinker... you should think about drinking... or at least take your "meds" before you post.Sat 21 Aug 2010 06:14:18
Sat 21 Aug 2010 05:18:29
Name : Evil Hank Email : WRT Message YEP.. you are soooo right. I "need" this website more then ANYONE.
Nobody else "needs" this website. Y'all don't "need" this website. You participate because you "want" to, not because you NEED to.
I just think we have to face the the facts.. the truth.
And the truth is... I wants to have our website continue after I'm gone. I want our website to be my legacy. I think that's pretty narcissistic, don't you?
So, I'm looking for an alum that will have the same heart and spirit to keep it going after I'm gone.
Of course, there will never be any other webmaster as dedicated to "us" as I am. Cuz I'm an ASSHOLE... but I'm an asshole that loves you.. all of you.
Can there be a more egotistical, narcissistic asshole then me?... I DON'T THINK SO!!!Sat 21 Aug 2010 04:55:45
Name : WRT Email : Message Henry don't go! Don't you need the site as much as it needs you? Sat 21 Aug 2010 04:40:48
Name : d Email : eh Message I understand all that stuff but just remember some stuff you told me before.
I have no short term but lots of long term memory. Just don't want you getting bad as I was.
Luv ya H.
I will see you in HELL. I know I'm going there for sure!Sat 21 Aug 2010 04:29:09
Name : Evil Hank Email : d Message Hey grasshoppah.. I aint "quitting".. I am just being practical. I wish I could live forever.. well like I was in my 20's.
This ain't no joke.. you bozo's.. and me, "sweet Hank", have to face facts!!. I aint gonna live for ever. We need to keep our website going on.
This is NOT about ME.. as much as I would like it to be. This is about keeping the Mariner thing going.
You bozo's will build a statue of me.. right?... I'll be watching.. even from HELL...
rum n coke #7
Sat 21 Aug 2010 04:10:02
Name : d Email : evil hank/sih Message Dang you!!!!!for quitting.
But it makes sense to think about the nest step. Glad you're thinking the whole thing through first. What a mess to deal with. Would not want to be in your shoes.
If you don't wake up one morning I'll come kill you!!!! That's a fact jack!!!!
Luv ya, PhlySat 21 Aug 2010 01:30:17
Name : Evil Hank Email : peeps and Looky loos Message It's time for me to give up this website to some decent human being and fade into the sunset.
But I'm finding it way more complex then I thought.
I have several other websites, private pages and personal data under this same website domain. What that means is.. I cant just hand over the reigns to this website to someone else. I will have to transfer ONLY the files related to our website to the new website.
It's a good thing this came up. I had no idear it was going to be this complicated. So, the planning and process really needs to start NOW.
There is no guarantee that I will wake up tomorrow and I promised you alumni that our website would continue forever.
If there is anyone reading this.. that would be interested and dedicated to taking over our alumni website.. please contact me. With that said... I have bequeathed the ownership of our website to Shirley Chase, '77. So she will have the final say about everything.
Of course there is some cost and time that will be required. But the cost is not very much.. and the time.. well, it's not what it was, but you will need to have some time.
BUT.... I DID IT MY WAY!!!!!!... so you grasshoppahs, can kiss my lily white ass!!!!!!Thu 19 Aug 2010 06:46:59
Name : Jawbone Email : Booklets Message I forgot to mention annual booklets. The hall of fame books I produced cost about $5.00 each and we sold them for $10.00. Most are collector's items now and I have sold some of the few remaining for $35.00 each. They are now memorabilia and difficult to come by. We printed about 500 a year.
have a happy
***mvalumni coffee mugs anyone?Thu 19 Aug 2010 06:40:21
Name : Jawbone Email : T-shirts, pens, etc. Message Hank, Why don't you design a mvalumi t-shirt and other miscellaeanous items and let us purchase them? I am sure many Mariner's, including me, have contacts with shops that can do the work very reasonable, and would enjoy showing off our alma mater's website at malls, football games, etc.
You would not have to dole out your own dinero as you could take orders and when you have 50-100 orders, make the t-shirts, etc., and arrange for shipping plus costs.
You might check around for your percentage for all your work and entrepreneurship from other sources. When I did the Hall of Fame t-shirts, we made some 50% profit. We took 25% for operating purposes and the rest went to my favorite charity, kids with cancer. Our yearly banquet brought in over ten grand what with the food and awards included.
MVAlumni book ends, belt buckles, and even posters do well.
I bet you that there are many Mariner's with some very good and even brash ideas out there. I hope they chime in.
have a happyThu 19 Aug 2010 03:24:12
Name : d Email : h Message Awwww come on and suck it up.
You're an awesome hunk and you know it.
Here is a one time comment, H.
You're the best specimen of the male species I have ever known.
Whew that should make you all wobbley.
LOLThu 19 Aug 2010 12:17:18
Name : Evil Hank Email : d Message Well.. from what I see on TV... Sugar Mama's are what are now called "Cougars"... them older rich girls likes them some young, hunky "pool boys".
To even come close, I would have to find me a 90 yr old "Cougar" before I might look good.Thu 19 Aug 2010 02:59:31
Name : d Email : h/oops Message That typo is "look for" Thu 19 Aug 2010 02:58:03
Name : d Email : h Message Do like me and liik for a sugar MAMA
Only I'd rather have sugar DADDY
..... LOL .....Wed 18 Aug 2010 05:31:42
Name : Salvage Email : Antiques/Exchange/Memorabilia Message Henry, What does California require in order for you to have a 'For Sale Board?' Mariner's and others could bid on items or just list them for sale. You take a cut and we sell or buy items.
It probably takes jumping through hoops. Then again, there may be a method of doing it where you are the middleman without jeopardizing any ridiculous requirements.Wed 18 Aug 2010 05:31:04
Name : Salvage Email : Antiques/Exchange/Memorabilia Message Henry, What does California require in order for you to have a 'For Sale Board.' Mariner's and others could bid on items or just list them for sale. You take a cut and we sell or buy items.
It probably takes jumping through hoops. Then again, there may be a method of doing it where you are the middleman without jeopardizing any ridiculous requirements.Wed 18 Aug 2010 01:20:21
Name : Moneymaker Email : Easy As MVAlumni Message Henry, You may not make a million but if you can gather the 'Top 1000 Highlights' from mvalumni.com since its inception and publish a handsome covered booklet you might be on to some extra twenty to thirty grand or more.
If you self publish through
MORRIS PUBLISHING
3212 EAST HIGHWAY 30
KEARNEY NEBRASKA
68847
1-800 650 7888
I do believe you can turn a nice profit.
I will be the first on the list for a book. A price of $25-29 sounds mighty appropriate.
If your cost per book is $3.00 and other fees are 2.50 and shipping and handling another $1.00 per book, then you will be out $6.50 per book. If you order 1000 books and spend 6500 bucks and sell all the books for around $25 grand, you will make a tidy profit.
You can reduce the costs by having fewer photographs (although they help sell the books)to around $4.00 a book, or even less.
A few years back I ordered 1500 books from Morris at a cost of around $2.85 per book. I did give away some 50 books for publicity and promotions yet sold 90% of the others. I ordered another 250 books for a short book tour and 200 more for another short tour. I only have 10 of those 2nd edition books left.
I do have to split the profits 50/50 with my partner. My books sell for $20.00 and I have never reduced the price. Okay, so we only made some 10 grand plus. It helps pay the gas bill. The average book sells less than 250 copies. We are way ahead of that figure. That is why you see fantastic books for only 2-5 bucks in drugstores and deparment stores. The publisher cuts and runs when books don't do well and the author(s) never make much money.
At least I am in control of my books. I do get about two sales a month from the internet to this day. That buys both of us a big pizza.
Think about it.Tue 17 Aug 2010 07:57:54
Name : Zero Email : Old Profession Message I hear prostitution is still going strong. Some pimps make nuff do rae mi to drive a New Lexus and party hardy.
No?????????????Tue 17 Aug 2010 03:26:42
Name : Evil Hank Email : tweeting, twitering, or what ever the hell you call it Message I would like to find a "get rich quick" scheme/thing.
Do any of you bozo's know how I can make millions by just stitting on my butt and drinking rum n coke???
I see a bunch of "Infomercials" on late night TV.. but I'm am leary of them.Mon 16 Aug 2010 05:07:32
Name : d Email : eh Message I remember hearing Cacius Clay later Mohammed Ali Say those exact words on black & white tv. :-) Mon 16 Aug 2010 03:04:48
Name : Evil Hank Email : tweeting, twitering, or what ever the hell you call it Message My keyboard quit on me last week. I had to plug in an old "regular" one.
I have had one of them ergonomic/natural ones for a long time. And it was hard typing on a regular keyboard.
I just got my new ergonomic keyboard today that I bought off the internet.
Man, what a dream. I didn't realize how bad my last one got. It had sticky keys... and now this new one "floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee"... LOL
I'm lovin it...Mon 16 Aug 2010 02:35:22
Name : Dr. Strangelove Email : See 4 ur self Message Henry, You would have to opt for a C-section.
Afterwards, you could see the birth film.
How many people on the planet right now?
6, 697,254,041 and changing rapidly.
Back to 1960 , your graduation year, there were near 3 billion people on earth.
So stop the pregnancies, we are overloaded on this rare earth and there isn't enough food, water, and shelter for everybody. Evidently, sex can't be slowed down. Even with all the wars, pestilence, disease, man made machines of death, murders,and natures wrath howling at us, we just keep on making more babies. As always, it is Sex, Sex, Sex.Sun 15 Aug 2010 07:31:44
Name : Evil Hank Email : tweeting, twitering, or what ever the hell you call it Message Ok.. here is another weird tweet.
Based on what I know as an adult.... women have to go through a TON of pain to give birth.
I read somewhere, that if men had to give birth, our species would have died out a long time ago.
Having learned that.. if I was a girl.. I wouldn't let a guy within 50ft of me. I'm a coward, and there ain't no way in hell I would want to go through child birth. Yet girls.. knowing this.. still have sex with male buttheads.. and most of them even WANT to give birth!!!...I don't get it.
But that seems to tie into what else I have kinda learned. Based on my own experience and the "porn" I see on the internet.. a girls orgasm is way, way better then a guys climax. I tell you what, that orgasm would have to make me lose my mind before I would want to give birth!! Apparently a girls orgasm is so good, it's worth the pain of child birth.
Send me to war... I'll risk death before I would want to give birth. Giving birth gots to be a lot worser then going to the dentist.Sun 15 Aug 2010 06:54:57
Name : Evil Hank Email : tweeting, twitering, or what ever the hell you call it Message Here is some weird stuff...
You know.. when I drink, there is a point that I start making weird noises.. like.. ee ee ee..aahh aahh... and such.
So I'm thinkin.. is that a good thing?.. I mean is knowing when you have had too much to drink a bad thing?.. or am I just the weirdest a-hole on the planet???Sun 15 Aug 2010 03:33:03
Name : Evil Hank Email : Hillbilly Message Yep... it's "Dwight". He is the Elvis of Country Music.. and he don't even try to hide his imitation. He even does the Elvis "lip curl" some times... LOL
I gots to play some more "Dwight" videos... I likes me some "Dwight".Sat 14 Aug 2010 10:55:46
Name : Hillbilly Email : See the Video Message Alright, it is Dwight. Damn, he made some good music. The video to this song is one long sex affair. Sat 14 Aug 2010 04:20:12
Name : Evil Hank Email : ? Message Hey poopy face.. I never gave you a "smooch" without a "grope" too...
I ain't no Soap Opera star.. but I can be vewy, vewy charming... ;-)
xoxoboink!Sat 14 Aug 2010 12:37:11
Name : ? Email : Henry Message Big Smooch.... Fri 13 Aug 2010 11:43:02
Name : d Email : eh Message That bill did pass I believe. My old boss just ot the extension yesterday.
:-)Fri 13 Aug 2010 06:21:39
Name : Evil Hank Email : ? Message Hey brat.. you were the most goodest to me of any of my groupies.
I lubbed you from the beginning .. and I still lub you now.
By the way.. my apt needs cleaning BIG TIME.... and.. I have to admit, I would lub to look at you again... can I post "the" video???.. you know, the one of you doin the "hair flip".. I lubs me some hair flip... LOL
I'm in trouble again ain't I... oh well...
rum n coke #7Fri 13 Aug 2010 06:07:28
Name : ? Email : Henry Message God Judges your heart and Henry you have always had a good heart...Butthead yes , with a kind mushy heart... Fri 13 Aug 2010 05:49:55
Name : Evil Hank Email : tweeting, twitering, or what ever the hell you call it Message Here is the most recent DIRT on me.. I know you bozo's like to keep up with my trials and tribulations...
I ran out of Unemployment checks last month.. now I'm struggling to live the life style I have been living for the past THREE years in retirement.
Thanks to Unemployment checks I have paid off all my bills except ONE.. one of the biggest ones I have. It's a credit card to Chase bank.. I pay $200 a month on this last bill. Trust me, $200 a month is a big deal when you only are living off of Social Security.
Well.. "Debbie Stabenow (D-MI) has introduced the Americans Want to Work Act." that will fund another 20 weeks of unemployment.
Man, if that bill passes and I get 20 more weeks of unemployment checks.. I'm gonna be in "hog heaven".
If that bill passes I will be able to pay off my last credit card debt... and I will be able to live off just Social Security.
I ain't saying I will live WELL on just Social Security.. but I won't be homeless... and I am gonna lub living on the beach in IB for a while longer...
I really didn't expect to live this long. All I wanted was to have 2 years of retirement before I died. Guess what?.. I reached my goal... but now I'm being GREEDY.. I want MORE....
I'm lubbin my retirement.. I'm lubbin drinkin and smoking and tormenting me some Mariners.
This is the gods truth.. I prayed to god last night, like I have done many times.. and said.. "God, I don't know why you are still taking care of a big asshole/heathen like me.. but I am very grateful...
It seems like in my darkest hour.. god always seems to come through and takes care of me. WHY?.. I don't have a clue... maybe he has a purpose for me???Thu 12 Aug 2010 06:03:01
Name : Evil Hank Email : tweeting, twitering, or what ever the hell you call it Message Being single... I buy a lot of food... but I can never eat it all. I must throw out enough food to feed all the poor people in China.
Do I care?.. strangely.. yes I do care.
I think all the people on earth that are hungry should do what my mommy did. My mommy made food out of nuttin.
When I went to Mar Vista High School every morning... my mommy gave us porridge.. Quaker Oats... I ate it ever day.
Then when I got home.. dinner was rice, beans and tortillas....
You know what.. I loved it then.. and I still love it today.Thu 12 Aug 2010 04:23:40
Name : Evil Hank Email : Mr. Morse Message I'm gonna guess you are from TEXAS.....
"Smear the queer"??... cowboy, don't you know that it's the abnormality and mutations that ensures our species survival?.. yep it's a FACT JACK!!
Remember the plagues of Europe... something like 2/3'ds of the human populating died. The only ones that survived were those that were genetically mutant.
Trust your pappy... YOU are the result of mutants of nature.. I'm your pappy and I don't lie
Annoying, ain't I... LOL
rum n coke #6Thu 12 Aug 2010 04:11:32
Name : Mr. Morse Email : Beer, Beer, Smear The Queer Message Huh? Thu 12 Aug 2010 03:48:25
Name : Evil Hank Email : Mr. Morse Message What "Jo" said...
And...leave the drinking to professionals, like me....Thu 12 Aug 2010 11:05:41
Name : Jo Email : Message .... ..- .... ..--.. Wed 11 Aug 2010 10:05:14
Name : Mr. Morse Email : Mar Vista Message _ _ ._ ._. .. _. . ._. ...-
.._. _ _ _ ._. . ..._ . ._.
If a problem just ... --- ...
Wed 11 Aug 2010 03:19:59
Name : d Email : eh Message OH GAWD H!!
No comment on that.
The song does fit though!!!!!!!!!Wed 11 Aug 2010 02:49:16
Name : Evil Hank Email : d Message Of course the song is ME.... I cain't help being PRETTY.. and I cain't help having a GIANT DINKY....
Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful... that ain't very Christian.
rum n coke #6Wed 11 Aug 2010 02:35:50
Name : d Email : Message Ha ha ha ha
You did it. It's so you HTue 10 Aug 2010 12:59:49
Name : Smort Email : Morse Code Message Loved the Morse code bit. Mon 09 Aug 2010 07:17:30
Name : dd Email : h Message You just did!
admission makes up for a lot of things
we have done wrong in life. Trust me on this one!Mon 09 Aug 2010 06:28:18
Name : Evil Hank Email : tweeting, twitering, or what ever the hell you call it Message You know.. being the old experienced caveman I have become.. I've learned a few things.
I've learned the men don't have an appreciation or a clue what girls/women have to go through. But also, I don't think girls/women have any appreciation for what boys/men have to go through...
It amazes me how we humans ever mate and propagate our species... like someone once said... "girls/women are from Venus and boys/men are from Mars". That pretty much sums it up.Mon 09 Aug 2010 05:57:04
Name : Evil Hank Email : femal peeps and looky loos Message I have a caveman question for any of you ladies that read this board.
Me and my one and only wife were forced to get married by our parents.
Our parents drove us to Las Vegas to get married... she just turned 17.. and I was 19.
My problem is.. or my sad thoughts are.. I don't remember giving her a "ring".
From all I see and hear.. the size of a wedding ring means a LOT to a girl. They compare.
Even though my marriage was over 40yrs ago.. I'm feeling guilty that I didn't give my wife a ring.. a BIG ring... or any ring at all. And I have learned that a "ring" means a LOT to a girl.
How the hell does an asshole ever make up for the things he did wrong???
It bothers me today.. and I don't know what I can do about it...Mon 09 Aug 2010 04:00:06
Name : Evil Hank Email : Jo Message Yeah.. I know.. seems that you have some brunette roots.. cuz ain't no girl with blonde roots would know what I was saying.
It sounds to me like you have been lying to me for over TEN YEARS!! about being a NATURAL blonde. I'm thinkin now.. that you are really ONLY a "bottle blonde"!!Mon 09 Aug 2010 03:55:33
Name : Jo Email : Message I know and I answered you in Morse Code.... Mon 09 Aug 2010 03:55:21
Name : Evil Hank Email : Jo Message "Kiss my own butt"??.. now that wasn't very lady like was it? Mon 09 Aug 2010 03:52:14
Name : Evil Hank Email : Jo Message Jo.. for you and others that don't know "Morse Code"...
That code I posted spells out "kiss my ass"
rum n coke #5Mon 09 Aug 2010 03:48:51
Name : Jo Email : Message -.- .. ... ... -.-- --- ..- .-. --- .-- -. -... ..- - - LOL Mon 09 Aug 2010 03:27:10
Name : Evil Hank Email : Morse Message You want Morse Code??... hows about this:
-.- .. ... ... / -- -.-- / .- ... ...Sat 07 Aug 2010 11:43:49
Name : Morse Email : My Code Message Damn, I have to come back as a ghost to wonder why the presnt generations use all those fancy keys and gadgets to send messages (twitering) when all they need is my old machine and only One lever to push. Gosh, my dot, dot, dash, dot, dash was way ahead of the future. Imagine all the arthritis and car wrecks , even deaths, caused by the new fanciful elctronic inventions. Oh heck, I can't stand it, it is back to the grave for me. Sat 07 Aug 2010 08:08:45
Name : Evil Hank Email : tweeting, twitering, or what ever the hell you call it Message Ok.. just babbling.. after looking at Donna's photos on the Oldie board.. it made me think of something... more dirt on me.
It's about "kissing".. I lub to kiss. My one and only wife could not kiss worth a damn... but the girl I left my wife for.. Carol.. man o man could she kiss... phew.
Carol kissed with her whole body... when she kissed me.. her body melted into mine... we became ONE person. I have NEVER met a girl that could kiss like that..
To this day, I have never met a girl that kissed with her whole body.. and as I have posted before, I have been with well over 300 women...
I don't make this shit up.. I don't lie... I still dream about Carol....Fri 06 Aug 2010 08:32:12
Name : Evil Hank Email : ? Message YEP... it was your great "rack" that got my attention.... but it was your personality that held me.... I DON'T LIE....
NEVER, EVER TOY WITH THE KING OF THE WEBSITE... LOL Fri 06 Aug 2010 07:56:45
Name : Evil Hank Email : ? Message Who is "us"??? I know dang well know you don't want to kilt me... I'm waaay too pretty... and you like the way I bite you on the neck.... Fri 06 Aug 2010 12:09:50
Name : ? Email : Evil Hank Message What you want us to hit you with a rock...LOL Thu 05 Aug 2010 11:31:14
Name : Evil Hank Email : Jawbone Message That wasn't me that posted about "Rita Heyworth"... although I agree with the post. Tue 03 Aug 2010 10:22:18
Name : Jawbone Email : In San Ysidro Message Hank, As I have posted previously, Rita used to come to San Ysidro on occasion to take dance lesons from a well known trainer.
She was Hot for sure.
have a happyMon 02 Aug 2010 01:16:16
Name : ay yi yi! Email : Message You didn't mention Rita Hayworth. Sat 31 Jul 2010 12:58:02
Name : Jawbone Email : Beauty Is In The Eyes of The Holder Message Hank, You are too set in your ways to change your opinion about women. Nothing wrong with that, you have had the privilege of obtaining what your heart desires. As for me, beauty comes in waves that make my heart go thunp, thump, thump and my mind and body in a full glow of magnetic attraction. My wife is a Mexican beauty and from her country of origin or rather they were born in the USA, Latin American countries or wherever,the following is a list of Mexian beauties that can strut their charms with any one from earth or from out of this world.
Hank, I give you these temperature raising wondrous women: Cameron Diaz, Dolores Del Rio, Sofia Vergara, Shakira, Jacqueline Bracamontes, Lupita Jones (1991 Miss Universe), Salma Hayek, Ana Barbara, Thalia, Galilea Montigo, Araceli Arambula, Karyme Lozano, Lorena Roja, Daria, Lupe Velez, Alejandra Barros, Fonseca, Lus-Elen, Eva, Daniela, and Ninel Conde for openers.
Now that is a dream line-up the masculine stuff can appreciate.
Wow!! Have a happyFri 30 Jul 2010 05:51:10
Name : Evil Hank Email : peeps and looky-loos Message Ya know what... Evil Hank lubs him some "white" women.
I'm a so called "Hispanic".. but I am only attracted to "white" girls. Why?.. I don't know. It's the way god or nature made me.
I think many people would call me a "racist" cuz I am only attracted to "white" women. But those people that would call me a racist don't even understand the correct definition of racism.
But, it don't matter to me if you think I'm a racist. In fact I'll embrace it just to annoy the hell out of you!!!
I yam only attracted to "white" girls... that's a fact. "I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam".. and you will get no apology from me. "white girls rule my world... and "I like it, I love it, I wants some more of it"
If you don't like it.. you can suck my big toe!!!Fri 30 Jul 2010 12:59:18
Name : Evil Hank Email : Lollie Message You're right... with your angelic face... it's hard to believe there are ANY skeletons in your closet.
I wish I would have met you in your "bad girl" days... LOLThu 29 Jul 2010 01:42:12
Name : Lollie Email : Henry Message This isn't probably the best place to post this since it is the heathen board...you'd be surprised...there are many skeletons in my closet before I "totally committed my life to Christ...my husband could tell horror stories...some people are good-natured, my husband is an all-around good person - always was, always will be. Some of us aren't so nice...without Christ I'm one of those a'holes you are always talking about...I know better than to stray too far from Him. I know you don't believe me but that's the truth. (Okay, enough sermonizing for now, especially since this isn't the place.) Wed 28 Jul 2010 09:24:50
Name : Evil Hank Email : Lollie Message You know what... that reminds me of something.. my marriage.
I was forced to get married... I was 19 and my girl was 16.. almost 17.
My wife didn't know how to drive... she didn't know anything.. she never had a job.
BUT.. after I left her.. she got educated in a hurry. She learned to drive.. she got a job.. and started dating some dude.
It never occurred to me that my wife could love anybody but me.. but she sure proved me wrong.
Man.. o man did she hurt me sooo much, you will never know.
The first time I saw a car parked in front of her house I went ballistic. I don't want to go further.. it's too painful. Suffice to say, I was a giant a-hole....
To come to the realization that the women you love could love someone else.. is not a good thing for an a-hole. Wed 28 Jul 2010 09:06:03
Name : Lollie Email : Henry Message No, my mother was a "divorced widow." Strange way of putting it I guess. My mom and stepdad divorced in 1983 and he died in 1985. So she was alone. But you know, with the bus line and trolley system, she was able to get where she needed to go quickly and it didn't cost too much money either. Wed 28 Jul 2010 07:25:15
Name : Evil Hank Email : Lollie Message Just curious... was your mom married at the time?... did your mom's husband object???
I like to know this stuff.. just cuz I'm an inquisitive butt head.Wed 28 Jul 2010 07:09:29
Name : Lollie Email : Henry Message On my mother's 70th birthday, she took her driver's license to the DMV in Chula Vista and told them she was done driving. They didn't know what to do with her license. They told her to keep it until it expired and not to renew it. She told them she didn't want it because she might be tempted to drive. They sent her to several different windows and offices. Finally, some manager was willing to take it from her. He said that was the first time someone willingly gave up their driver's license that he could recall. They were dumbfounded. Wed 28 Jul 2010 05:49:19
Name : Evil Hank Email : happy days Message I gots my Social Security check today!!.. You know what that means??... it means I can buy me some "fast food"... you know.. hamburgers, onion rings, tacos, hot dogs, etc.
Evil Hank is one happy camper!!!!!!!Wed 28 Jul 2010 04:58:42
Name : Evil Hank Email : peeps and looky-loos Message I rag, tease, joke and torment... but I don't lie.
"I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam"Wed 28 Jul 2010 04:51:20
Name : Evil Hank Email : peeps and looky-loos Message YIPEEE... I just got a drivers license renewal in the mail. So I renewed my drivers license over the internet.
I'm good for another 5 years.
The thing is... my photo is still a photo that is over 10yrs old.. when I had some hair.. oh well
I'm gonna be in my 70's before my drivers license expires!!
Now, should 70yr old people be driving automobiles???? A person in their 70's don't have the reflexes they should have to be driving.. do they???
My only rationalization is... when I was in my young "player" days.. I drove drunk, many, many times. Too many times to count. I know dang well I was lucky and didn't kill myself, and or, someone else. I did it when I was drunk..So maybe now with my reflexes diminished, I can do it again... ???
I don't know... I'm just being honest.. with you and myself.
All I can tell you is.. to watch out for a hot black 1997 Chevy Camaro Z on the road.... Mon 26 Jul 2010 04:44:27
Name : Evil Hank Email : Jawbone Message Dang.. thanks for the warning... I guess if I come visit you I better bring some red meat as an offering.
Does your Pekingese have a meat preference?
I'll bring a dead Water Buffalo if that's what it takes... or hows about a Zebra???
(hopefully Pekingese don't have a taste for Messicans)Mon 26 Jul 2010 01:33:58
Name : Jawbone Email : My Miniature Pekingese Message Hank, Just don't mess with Desiree 9-11. She has razor sharp teeth and though just 16 pounds, can rip open blood vessels in one rip. I know!!!!
Have a happySat 24 Jul 2010 03:45:34
Name : Evil Hank Email : confessions of an A-HOLE Message I thought I told all you bozo's all my evilness.. skeletons. But I keep coming up with more. This story is very, very embarrassing and humiliating... it was when I was just a kid.. with my dog "Laddie".
It was in the '50's... I was a kid.. I had this dog I loved. And after I watched a cowboy movie on this new thing called television.. and saw these cowboys beating up on each other.. I would play out the scene on my loveable dog.
I would punch him in his mouth and in his side... pretending he was the bad guy... but after, I would kiss and hug him.. cuz I felt so guilty for hurting him.
My dog Laddie, never complained.. never cried... and still lubbed me.
But I still hurt in my heart TODAY for what I did to him as an ass-hole kid.
Trust me.. it ain't easy admitting to being a GIANT A-HOLE!!! But I cant lie.
I treated my dog like a king.. but a few times I was bad to him.. and that still haunts me TODAY. And I wish I could take it back.Sat 24 Jul 2010 01:47:41
Name : Evil Hank Email : SWEET LIPS Message WHOA there "Sweet Lips".
I didn't say, or mean to imply, that my diabetes is OK... I just said/meant that my numbers have been improving lately.
It's like going from worstest to worser... lolSat 24 Jul 2010 11:34:37
Name : SWEET LIPS Email : The Honey Do Okay Thing Message Henry, Now That the Diabetes Is A-OK, It is "SWEET TIME"
Roy Orbison: CANDY MAN
WRITTEN BY (Fred Neil/Beverley Ross)
Come on baby, let me take you by the hand
come on sugar, let me take you by the hand
go for me, let me be,
all your own candy, your candy, candy man
come on baby, I love your honey lovin ways
baby sweet thing, I love your honey lovin, your honey lovin ways
come to me, let me be
all your own candy, your candy, candy man
Come on woman, gonna treat you right
give you candy kisses every single night
candy man, candy man, candy man, candy man,
go for me, let me be
all your own candy, your candy, candy man. Thu 22 Jul 2010 02:37:55
Name : Evil Hank Email : Tweeting, twittering or what ever the hell you call it Message I just had my diabetes check up yesterday. And my "numbers" have improved greatly.. that's two checkups in a row over the last 4 months that my numbers have gotten better.
I have lost weight, my blood pressure has gotten normal, my sugar level has dropped AGAIN... and my Doc says I'm even prettier then before (ok, I lied about the last part).
Anyway, I haven't been doing anything different. I still eat all the wrong foods... I still smoke and drink.. I still don't get any exercise... and I am still behaving badly.
And I am getting more well and prettier... I don't get it. Oh well, what fun is life without a little mystery... lol
Yeah, yeah.. I know, It's the calm before the storm and I'll be dead tomorrow... oh well.Wed 21 Jul 2010 11:09:51
Name : laura Email : Message The music here reminds me of the roller skating rink. Wed 21 Jul 2010 12:26:01
Name : Ancient Mariner Email : Iodine Message Hank, We have iodine in salt to prevent Goiter disease. Your very safe my good man. And just think, when you have a sore throat you gargle with salt.. it is the iodine that kills the germs, and then there is the thyroid gland, etc.
In the middle 1880's French agricultural chemist Jean Boussingault first suggested that iodine compounds might be able to cure goiter. A young doctor had asked Boussingault to analyze samples of certain salts used by South American Indians to treat goiter. Boussingault found iodine in the salts and suggested the cure, but it was not until 1896 that this treatment was confirmed. Yeah, who wants to give the Indians credit?
Note this: a German chemist Eugene Baumann (1846-1896) discovered that the thyroid gland was rich in iodine, which had never been found before in animal tissue. Baumann also determined that the thyroid was the only tissue containing iodine.
Fast forwward two years and we get the Austrian psychiatrist, Julius Wagner von Jaurreg (1857-1940) who established that goiter could be prevented by taking iodine tablets regularly. He also proposed that iodized salt be sold in areas where goiter was widespread. Soon Austria and Switzerland were on board.
Into the 20th Century, the use of iodine in the prevention of goiter was a result of studies by D. Marine in the United States. Marine used iodine to prevent goiter in schoolchildren in Akron, Ohio, where the disorder was common. The success of his experiments led to the adoption of this use of iodine in many regions of the world where goiter was a health problem. Geez, think back to the Indians again, a lot of time and disease could have been prevented.
Iodine is also used to treat thyroid cancer. And it acts as a tracer in imaging.
Remember too as a child, it was tincture if iodine for them cuts.
Have a happy Hank..Lots of SaltMon 19 Jul 2010 02:04:40
Name : Evil Hank Email : Ancient Mariner Message I can just hear it now... there will be something that comes on TV that says... "they just discovered that salt extends your life"... LOL
I can dream, cain't I???Mon 19 Jul 2010 02:01:07
Name : Evil Hank Email : Ancient Mariner Message I tried some Sea Salt... not the same. I need the bad stuff. I'm addicted.
I've been addicted to salt since the day I was born.
I remember my mommy telling me.. actually yelling at me "stop putting salt on your food.. taste it first"!!!
Like I said.. I should be dead by now for ingesting all the salt I have had.Sun 18 Jul 2010 01:35:00
Name : Ancient Mariner Email : IB & The Ocean Message Hank, Grab some Sea Salt. Sat 17 Jul 2010 06:11:48
Name : Evil Hank Email : peeps and look loos Message Dang... I ran out of salt AGAIN!!
I must ingest more salt then anybody on our planet. Shouldn't I be dead by now???Sat 17 Jul 2010 04:50:05
Name : Evil Hank Email : Tweeting, twittering or what ever the hell you call it Message There is a woman in my apt building that has a daughter.. the cutest little girl you could ever see.
This little girl comes to my apt and wants to sell me crafts that she has made.. and I always buy them.. and I give her all the money I have at the time.
This little girl makes stuff out of just paper and milk cartons, egg cartons or what ever. And I buy them and put them on my table. And I look at them all the time.
And it makes my heart melt into a puddle of goo. Why do girls have to grow up?..
I still have finger paintings that my two daughters made when they were very, very little.
The thing is.. I am near death.. and these things have no meaning to anyone but me.. and it makes me sad that I cant leave them with someone who cares.Sat 17 Jul 2010 04:36:47
Name : Jawbone Email : Lub Me Some Hank... Message Master Hank, You fit the definition of Altruistic just fine. As for me, I am only slightly altruistic as I sometimes get in moods that could be determined to be capricious.
Altuistic Definition (the word was penned by the Frenchman, Auguste Compte, in 1851)
Defined: 1. Loving others as oneself. 2. Behaviour that promotes the survival chances of others at a cost to ones own. 3. Self-sacrifice for the benefit of others
Henry Loves Mariner's And His Plants, unselfishly, though at times he can be mischievious. Ha! Sat 17 Jul 2010 02:02:39
Name : Evil Hank Email : Cellular Message I don't know what "altruistic" means. I'm a commoner. I don't know them fancy pants words. Speaky some simple regular, commoner English please. Thu 15 Jul 2010 11:06:52
Name : Cellular Email : Eukaryote Carry On Message Evil Hank, Can a Plant Be altruistic? Many reports and studies have come and gone but now there is solid evidence to support the theory that plants can be altuistic. Yes Evil Hank, the one's you have must be like Kin and love you.
Over time the fact has been established that plants have the ability to sense and respond to other plants. But recent studies, 2007-09 explored kin recognition in Impatiens pallida or more commonly caled 'yellow jewelweed.'
By moving their resources into leaves, these plants not only positively affected their own growth, but also negatively affected their competitors' growth. This is the first instance where researchers demonstrated that a plant's response to an aboveground cue is dependent upon the presence of a below ground cue.
As you well know Evil Hank, social behavior, kin recognition, and altruism are well documented in the Animal kingdom. Now, you and your two plants have come to an understanding: they have been with you so long that there has been a kinship established.
For more details on the plant research article, check out the November 2009 issue of the American Journal of Botany wherein Ph.D. candidate Guillermo Murphy and Dr. Susan Dudley have their research published.
Shazam!! A mutual admiration society. Maybe a little Symbiosis.
Sort of like Rosemary Clooney's song:
Botch-a-me, I'll-botcha you and ev'rything goes crazy
Bah-bah, botch-a-me, bambino
Bah-bah-bo, bo, boca piccolino
When you kiss me and I'm a-kissa you
Tra la la la la la la la la loo
Bah-bah, botch-a-me, my baby
Bah-bah-bo, bo, just say "Yes" and maybe
If-a you squeeze me and I'm a-squeeza you
Tra la la la la la la la la loo
Bee-oo, bye-oh, bee-oo, boo
Won't you botch-a-, botch-a-me?
Bee-oo, bye-oh, bee-oo, boo
When you botch-a-me, I a-botcha you and ev'rything goes crazy
Bah-bah, botch-a-me, bambino
Bah-bah-bo, bo, boca piccolino
And then we will raise a great big family
Tra la la la la la la la la lee
Botch-a-me, I'll-botcha you and ev'rything goes crazy
Bah-bah, botch-a-me, my baby
Bah-bah-bo, bo, just say "Yes" and maybe
If-a you squeeze me and I'm a-squeeza you
Tra la la la la la la la la loo
And a Ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho too.Thu 15 Jul 2010 02:06:56
Name : Evil Hank Email : Femal peeps and looky loos Message And I might add... READ YOUR BIBLE!!.. that first verse posted says that men don't need no hair covering...
In other words you should lub you some bald men, just like me!!!
Bald men are HOT.. and women with LONG HAIR are HOTTER... trust me on that!!
When are you grasshoppahs gonna believe you some Evil Hank....
rum n coke #4Thu 15 Jul 2010 02:01:06
Name : Evil Hank Email : Femal peeps and looky loos Message Just thinkin.. more thinkin.... I likes to think about stuff.. all kinds of stuff...
In the Christian Bible it talks about women/females.. and talks about their hair.
I lub me some long hair on women.
Of course it's a matter of interpretation... but these verses seem to support my view... Paul said...
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Corinthians 1 Chapter 11
Corinthians 11:7
For a man indeed ought not to cover [his] head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.
Corinthians 11:15 But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for [her] hair is given her for a covering.
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I think this might be why MUSLIMS want their women to cover their head (with "burkas").
But I interpret that scripture this way... HAIR covers the head.. you don't need not stinkin BURKA!!!
So women!!... Evil Hank says you should wear your hair LONG!!!... I likes it that way!!!
rum n coke #2Wed 14 Jul 2010 01:37:20
Name : duh Email : eh Message In your video, they look like philadendrum (spelling). Tue 13 Jul 2010 05:38:24
Name : Evil Hank Email : I may not be right in the mind Message Some times I don't think I'm human.. and other times I think I am.
For instance; I have two plants.. they are vine type plants, I don't know their name/type.
Anyway, I have had them for years. I water them, give them plant food and care for them.. but not very well.
My point is.. I feel a sense of loyalty and love for these two plants that have been with me for so many years. Is it weird to think of a plant as more then a plant? I'm thinking it's just an old man being nostalgic at everything and anything.. but I don't know for sure.
Am I one confused puppy or what?Tue 13 Jul 2010 02:14:06
Name : ? Email : Henry Message Check your email.... Tue 13 Jul 2010 02:11:33
Name : Sweet Innocent Hank Email : ? Message Who's your daddy?
You can TRY and hate me all you want... but I am vewy, vewy lubbable... that's the way it is, get over it!!
I'm like a fungas or a parasite... I'll grow on you... and that's a FACT JACK!!!Tue 13 Jul 2010 02:04:21
Name : ? Email : Mr Score Message LMAO....Yes Sir ! Mr Cletus Sir... Tue 13 Jul 2010 02:02:42
Name : Sweet Innocent Hank Email : ? Message That's MR CLETUS TO YOU!!! Tue 13 Jul 2010 01:57:10
Name : ? Email : Henry Message LMAO...What are you saying ?....That you are Barry ? ...LOL Sun 11 Jul 2010 10:57:10
Name : Evil Hank Email : Tweeting, twittering or what ever the hell you call it Message I've been thinkin... yeah, yeah.. I know you don't have to say it.
Anyway... I LOVE me some meat.. I love beef, chicken, pork, etc. etc.
But I'm thinkin... is it ok for me to kill and eat another life form? Is it all about "might makes right"???
We humans are more intelligent and stronger.. so we can kill and eat any other life form we want.. right?
So, if some other life form.. from outer space finds earth.. and they are more intelligent and stronger then we humans.. we would understand if they killed and ate us.. right?
I'm a herbivore by God or nature... I don't think the lion thinks about this when he kills and eats a Zebra.
But I'm at the top of the food chain. I have a comparatively big brain compared to the Lion and other predators.
Soooo.. if I am a product of evolution.. of nature... then why do I even think about this kind of stuff.. why do I feel guilt?
Just babbling... just babbling....Sun 11 Jul 2010 09:50:53
Name : Evil Hank Email : woe is me Message I just forced myself to the realization.. that I'm a compulsive, impulsive, addictive person.
I always knew it.. just didn't want to admit it.. why?.. I don't know. I guess I thought being impulsive and compulsive was a bad thing.
I just bought me a new DVD player/recorder off the internet. I did do some research.. and I did know what I was buying.. but it was spending the money that was the compulsive thing. I was thinking about it.. and thought.. "oh well".. I'm gonna do it.
I think I am the quintessential compulsive/impulsive/addictive personality that what would be a dream patient for a psychiatrist.
Evil Hank has him some baggage. It's a wonder I am not some drug addict living under a bridge..
I see what I want.. and I go get it.. and damn the torpedoes.. I might need some help... lolSun 11 Jul 2010 04:59:25
Name : Crazy Hank Email : Easy One Message I feel the same way. We seem to be a lot alike... I'm crazy, but I'm crazy over you.
So the song playing is for us.. I can be VERY charming... ;-)Sun 11 Jul 2010 01:17:57
Name : Easy ONe Email : Evil Hank Message Dear Evil, regarding Jury Duty. I can not belive, once again, how much we thnk alike. I know we would have been great friends in the past. I just threw a fit, every time I got a jury summons. I just never wanted to serve. My attidude was, there are a million people that want to, call them. I would get so mad. My daughter has said for years, mother don't worry, there is not an attorny in this world that would ever want you, the way you carry on at just being called. Got one this past year again, and guess what? no fit this time, as I am old enough that I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT. Old age does searve a purpose at times. Sr. discount too. WOO HOO. I guess I must be a bad american too. Just call me Evil Henrietta. Sat 10 Jul 2010 05:34:16
Name : Here Comes Da Judge Email : Mr. Foreman Message Hank, Most juror's are actually very similar in thinking to yours. That being said, they don't want their space on a jury taken by some asshole who is easily fooled or confused by the workings of a defense attorney. They also know that some cases are political and brought to court to smear or hurt a person or get even for some offense they feel was mounted against them, usually erroneous. Therefore, a wise man like yourself can get his rightful seat and perhaps even be selected a Jury foreman. Just tell the court you have no preconceived prejudices, that you can and are a fair and impartial person.
Keep in mind that many good prosecutorial good cases are lost
because of an over zealous defense attorney who will even lie to the jury. Why? because the lawyers are NOT UNDER OATH.
Many good civil lawsuits that clearly should be won by a plantiff are lost because of the affinity of the juror's to fall prey to their own instincts instead of weighing the evidence. Besides, it takes 8-10 years to win against a giant corporation. Even then, if your still alive, and if you win, you will get hardly anything, only the attorneys' make money.
And don't forget, The D.A. and most Judicial positions are mandates of the voters or as those in power like to do, have their other main man retire before another election and appoint his successor who will in turn run as the incumbent when election time rolls around. Therefore, to hold that position, the law can be flaunted, and is very often, and protection given by the courts to those who were instrumental in getting them there.
Go figure!!!Sat 10 Jul 2010 05:17:08
Name : Electric Email : Remote Message Hank, Are the batteries still good? My VCR just went out Thursday. However, I can manipulate my old VCR from the machine itself and get it to work. Like the day's of old.
As for DVD's I can work them manually on my Sylvania.Sat 10 Jul 2010 04:27:07
Name : Evil Hank Email : Jo Message Ok, I tried it. But it didn't work. Every button on the remote seems to work except the "stop" button.
I'm going to have to replace the remote or the DVD player or both.
I HATE having to get off the couch to stop the playback!!Fri 09 Jul 2010 10:23:19
Name : Jo Email : Message Henry...remove the batteries from the remote and press every button on the front of the thing...put batteries back in and see if it works.... Fri 09 Jul 2010 09:05:00
Name : Evil Hank Email : poor sad sack me.. lol Message Dang.. my remote control for my DVD/VHS player recording is not working right.
I think I'm gonna have to look for a new DVD/VHS player/recorder.. what a friggen pain.
And.. my computer isn't working right now either... is God taking out his vengeance on poor, sweet, Evil HANK... I think so.Fri 09 Jul 2010 08:20:54
Name : Evil Hank Email : Jury Duty Message Well.. I'm considering it. But.. the truth is... when I tell the truth.. they kick me off the jury. Yep, that's been the truth so far.
I ain't gonna lie... I'm prejudice and biased.
The last time I was on the jury.. the judge asked me about believability between the defense and the police officer.
I said... the defense attorney is going to try to convince me that his client is innocent, EVEN if he knows his client is guilty. It's his job.. it's what he gets paid for.
And further said...the prosecuting attorney would not bring these charges against the defendant if he didn't think he could convict the defendant. So, all things being equal I would give the police and the prosecutor more credibility then the defense attorney.
hahaha.. man was I dumped off that jury so fast by the defense attorney.. hey, it didn't hurt my feelings at allFri 09 Jul 2010 08:07:35
Name : Evil Hank Email : PAW Message Wow... this is almost the nicest you have ever been to me.
Are you getting nicer in your old age.. LOL
Regarding the jury thing... I'm thinking about it. YOU said you were a Jury Forman.. is that an elected position??.. or is it just the dominant personality? How do you become a "Forman".
I don't want to be a Forman... but you can bet I will give my opinion.. LOL.
I'm a "follower" not a "leader"... I cant imagine myself as a Jury Forman... I'm like what in boxing they would say is a "counter puncher"... you hit first, and I will counter punch. That's what I'm comfortable with.Fri 09 Jul 2010 08:06:43
Name : Joe Email : Henry Message Henry go for the jury duty. It will be a great great experience for you. Plus you will meet some great ladies!!!! Fri 09 Jul 2010 07:33:09
Fri 09 Jul 2010 07:04:34
Name : Evil Hank Email : Jury Duty Message What really pisses me off.. is that I get summoned EVERY FRIGGEN YEAR!!!!
Is that right/fair?.. does EVERYBODY get summoned EVERY YEAR!!!Fri 09 Jul 2010 06:56:32
Name : Evil Hank Email : Jury Duty Message I got a letter for "Jury Summons" today... god I hate this. I have been called many, many times but always found a way out.
Does that make me un-American?.. a horrible person?.... maybe I should try it once. But I can honestly say, no defendant would want me as a juror... I will friggen hang them for no reason.
Has anybody served on a jury??.. what is it REALLY like?Thu 08 Jul 2010 07:47:37
Name : Evil Hank Email : looky loos Message I bet you "looky loos" think I make up shit... you would be wrong... I don't lie.
I will try to entertain you... but I wont lie.Thu 08 Jul 2010 07:31:12
Name : Evil Hank Email : ? Message Being the egotistical, narcissistic "bad boy" that I am.. I'm assuming that smiley face means I'm melting your heart again... I can be very, very charming....
There ain't no gettin rid of you some Evil Hank...Thu 08 Jul 2010 07:21:09
Name : ? Email : Henry Message ...:-) Thu 08 Jul 2010 07:19:16
Name : Evil Hank Email : ? Message Well.. you left a memory that still haunts me today... I'm a bad, bad boy... LOL Thu 08 Jul 2010 07:06:18
Name : ? Email : Henry Message You already got the good stuff ! LMAO Thu 08 Jul 2010 05:56:37
Name : Evil Hank Email : ? Message Wait a cotton picken minute... YOU FELL IN LUB WITH ME BECAUSE I AM A BAD BOY...
And then you throw me out with the trash because I weren't no soap opera dude.... I thinks you owes me an apology.. and some other good stuff too.Thu 08 Jul 2010 05:42:01
Name : ? Email : Henry Message ....Yes you are a "BAD BAD BOY"... Thu 08 Jul 2010 05:39:00
Name : Evil Hank Email : Heathen Board material Message YOU BIG FAT HEATHEN!!!.... YOU ARE A BAD, BAD BOY.... the song playing is for you!! Thu 08 Jul 2010 05:10:27
Wed 07 Jul 2010 03:45:11
Name : cotton picker Email : Message your shore nuuf know what your saying Tue 06 Jul 2010 11:36:43
Name : Evil Hank Email : you people of "color" Message Let me tell you about me... and I know damn well if there is a "black" person reading this board they will hate me... I say "bring it on".
I think you understand what prejudice and bias means. I suspect most of you know.
I'm a so called Messican... but I am only attracted to "white girls".. especially blondes.
Does that make me a raciest??.. if you think so, then you can kiss my lily white ass!!
Blacks... I ain't here to make you feel good... and I ain't gonna be politically correct for no one... I am not intimidated by the "race card".. throw it at me if you dare.
I don't lie.. I ain't politically correct.. and I ain't trying to win your friendship... although I would like that.
I yam what I yam, and that's all that I yam
I will never compromise....Tue 06 Jul 2010 01:54:39
Name : Evil Hank Email : tweeting, twittering or what ever you the hell you call it Message In case you haven't noticed.. I've been trying to cut my smoking costs in half... by smoking only every other day.. which means I have to stay off the computer every other day.
Anyway... I'm laying on the couch, minding my own business... watching the news.
And this report comes on that they have discovered the "gene" that causes HAIR LOSS...
Then later... I see on the news that they have discovered the "gene" that makes the human brain different (better?) then all the other species brain.
DANG.... I prolly won't live long enough for science to turn me back into the Elvis, hunky dude I was at 21yrs old.... sigh.
I'm pouting!!!... don't look, it's not a pretty sight.Tue 06 Jul 2010 01:29:52
Name : Evil Hank Email : there is no end to being an a-hole Message hmmm.. I guess they weren't Messicans... I think they are some kind of A-rabs/towel heads... don't know for sure. After I said that and they didn't laugh, I said "oh, you must Iranians then"....
I guess A-rabs don't like being called Messicans.
See!!... I can be as annoying and obnoxious in PERSON as I am on these boards.
God help me.... it ain't easy being me, trust me on that.
rum n coke #2Sun 04 Jul 2010 06:58:20
Name : Evil Hank Email : tweeting, twittering or what ever you the hell you call it Message Ok.. it's 4h of July....
I had some new people move in next door to me. They came out on the balcony and I introduced myself..
And after a few words I said.. "you are Messicans aren't you?"... well, that didn't go over very well. So I guess my new neighbors don't like me too much.
Well.. I don't give a crap whether they like me or not.. I'm an American and if you don't like it, you can suck my big toe!!
rum n coke #8Sat 03 Jul 2010 07:24:41
Name : Evil Hank Email : Josephus Message Isaiah Chapter 1:2
Hear, O heavens, and give ear, O earth: for the LORD hath spoken, I have nourished and brought up children, and they have rebelled against me.
Traitors have always been executed.. even by George Washington.
And "we" still execute people who have done heinous crimes... such as treason.
Isaiah is in the OLD Testament... God got a little more easy on us in the NEW Testament.. ;-)Sat 03 Jul 2010 03:14:31
Name : Josephus Email : Orders for The Taking of Babylon Message "Every one that is found shall be thrust through; and every one that is joined unto them shall fall by the sword. Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished." (Isaiah 13:15-16) Tue 29 Jun 2010 03:11:28
Name : Evil Hank Email : Jawbone Message Regarding "luck"....
Ecclesiastes 9:11
I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race [is] not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and CHANCE happeneth to them all.Tue 29 Jun 2010 03:01:29
Name : Evil Hank Email : Jawbone Message Well... propagation of the species is the genetic mandate of ALL species, including "man".
Religious people will say it's "gods will" when a person dies FOR WHAT EVER REASON.
But if there is a GOD... he/she/it DON'T MEDDLE IN OUR AFFAIRS... take it from Obi-Juan.
New born babies die every day... I guess that's "gods will"... to birth a baby then "take him/her" shortly thereafter??? I don't think so.
When you say "luck"... I can buy that... luck of the GENETIC draw... just plain luck/chance... and or fate.
Regarding "luck"..... e.g., a person hops in his car to go to the grocery store and in crossing an intersection and gets T-Boned by another car and is killed.
If he had been 10 seconds later or earlier would he have been killed?? would he have missed the other car?? Was it luck?... fate?... a bad choice?.... I sure don't have the answer.
People without the answer will say it was "gods will"..... I say POPPYCOCK!!! Just because I don't have the answer don't mean I'm gonna believe it was "divine intervention".Mon 28 Jun 2010 10:36:56
Name : jawbone Email : storm Message 
Lightning knocked out our lights, computer and the works around here about 10 minutes ago while I was typing a coment.
gotta shut downMon 28 Jun 2010 10:24:55
Name : Jawbone Email : Major Players Message Hank, It is the human lottery. Luck is definitely a huge part of being alive. In many countries and also with the Tarahumara Indians in Mexico, only 3 out of 10 kids make it to their teenage years. Go figure, there is still some 6 billion people on the planet.
What with all the pestilence, disease, wars, floods, volcano's earthquakes, mudslides, and systematic tortues and Government elimination of those consider a waste, threat, or infidel, just what the heck is going on? You know as well as I do, SEX.
have a happyMon 28 Jun 2010 03:57:33
Name : Evil Hank Email : confused puppy Message rum n coke # 6... and gettin mushy...
As the webmaster I have to check out all the boards/pages... and when I get to the "Memorial Board"... I always get emotional.. teary eyed.
Have you ever heard the saying "only the good die young"??? I see it on the Memorial page.... how and why do good people die so young.. and an a-hole like me is still breathing.
I just don't understand it.Mon 28 Jun 2010 03:21:31
Name : Evil Hank Email : Easy One Message Women/girls/females are the most beautiful thing on the planet earth.
Men/guys/boys/males pay BILLIONS of dollars.. that's billions with a "B"!!! just to look at them!!
I will never understand why girls want to pierce and tattoo their body....
Thank God for those females who are satisfied with their "look".Sun 27 Jun 2010 11:40:29
Name : Easy ONe Email : Evil Hank Message I am with you. I think all the face pierceing is so un-attractive, along with so many tattoo's. I don't even like tatoo's, but one cute one is not bad, I guess. I remember getting my ears pierced, when I was 13, and I thought my mother was going to have a heart-a-fit. I got the "if God wanted you to have holes in your ears, other then the one's already there, he would have put them there, along with the if God wanted you to smoke, he would have put a smoke stack on the top of your head." Sat 26 Jun 2010 05:37:17
Name : Evil Hank Email : still an asshole dad Message Ok.. here is the deal.
I just drove to the Wienersnitzle to get me some hot-doggies. So I pull up to the window and this really pretty teenage girl appears.. and she has a diamond in her nose.
So.. being the asshole I am.. I say something like.. "you have such a beautiful face, why did you put holes in it"!!!
She responded with.. "you don't like it"???
I said something like.. "NO!!!... I'm your father and I don't like you screwing up your face"!!
Damn.. can a father ever stop being a father?..... I need to take a "chill-pill"....
I got divorced when my two girls were 5 and 4. They don't know how lucky they were not having me as their dad....Sat 26 Jun 2010 12:36:10
Sat 26 Jun 2010 12:12:00
Name : Evil Hank Email : anonymous Message Exactly...That is soooooo true!!
And you know what... they remember that for the rest of their lives.
I still remember; when me and my two brothers were little, we had a can of dog food that we were going to eat... I don't know why. But we didn't have a can opener. So we went into this butcher shop and asked the butcher if he would open the can for us.
He took the can of dog food from us and cut us up a pound of bologna and gave it to us. That had to be at least 60yrs ago and I still remember that little kindness to this day.
Another time; I used to go into this little grocery store where they had a bottle opener at the check out register. Where you could pay for your pop and snap the top off and the cap would fall into a cardboard box underneath the cash register.
Well, I asked this lady if I could have the bottle caps from the box because I would play with them. I used them as toy soldiers.. the coke tops vs the Pepsi tops vs the Nehi tops,etc.
So after the first or second time I went in.. and started scooping up the bottle caps I begin finding change. Nickels and dimes. I figured they must be falling into the box by accident. I kept this up for a while, I don't know how long... and never told her I was finding money in the box.
I was in hog heaven.. I found a gold mine. But it weighed heavily on my conscience as a kid. I knew it was stealing, but I kept my mouth shut anyway.
Then in my adult years a realized that the clerk had been tossing change in the box for me. She must have been giggling the whole time. And as I reflected on this I became soooo embarrassed as an adult... she knew I was finding money and not saying anything about it.
God do I wish I could apologize to her today... oh what she must think of me for not saying anything... sigh.Sat 26 Jun 2010 05:57:36
Name : Easy One Email : Evil Hank Message No good deed ever goes unnoticed. And one never knows when they could be entertaining angel's unaware. You just put another jewel in you crown. You EVIL little dickens you. Fri 25 Jun 2010 11:36:35
Name : anonymous Email : Message I've done that twice in grocery stores for servicemen in uniform. The reward is how good you feel after you do it. Fri 25 Jun 2010 03:07:57
Name : Evil Hank Email : tweeting, twittering or what ever you the hell you call it Message I just went to the Subway sammich place a few blocks from my apt to get me some eats.
And I saw this very young guy counting his change to see if he had enough money to cover buying him and his girl a sammich.
I asked him if he was a "Mariner".... and he said "yes"... so I told him to order what ever the hell he wanted for him and his girl and I would pay for it.
By the way, he said he was Class of 2012.
Yeah, yeah, I know what you are thinking... but you would be wrong. I ain't lookin for no stinkin praise or anything like that. I truly lub me some Mariners and I don't give a crap whether you believe me or not.
Ok.. I do give a crap... but if you think the worser of me you will be wrong.Fri 25 Jun 2010 12:21:33
Name : Evil Hank Email : me Message Well.. that is very "telling" of you.
Of course in this context/arena... the feelings, reactions to a name are based on the individuals life experience.. and are unique to the individual.
Based on your feeling/reaction to the name of "Roxanne" tells me you are on the upper echelon of learnedness (I just made up that word).
You could very well be an "elitist"... or be in that family.
HEY, it's just an observation of Obi-Juan... Tue 22 Jun 2010 06:21:22
Name : me Email : Message The name Roxanne reminds me of Cyrano. Mon 21 Jun 2010 06:13:55
Name : Evil Hank Email : PAW Message YEPPER... as "they" say... one persons tea is another persons poison.. or something like that... or how about "different strokes for different folks. "What ever floats your boat"..... ;-)
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By the way... who the hell is "they"... he/she sure seems to be the authority on EVERYTHING!!!Mon 21 Jun 2010 12:48:09
Name : PAW Email : Message When I hear the name Roxanne I think of a female shot putter. I guess a beautiful name is in the ears of the listener. Fri 18 Jun 2010 03:04:15
Name : Evil Hank Email : more then you wanted to know? Message More crap from me....
For some reason, the name "Roxanne" lights my fire. I hate "Roxy".. but the name Roxanne stirs me up. I'm sure it's because of something in my past. But what, when, who.. I don't know.
HEY.. it ain't easy being me. But I know y'al lubs hearing and knowing about me. LOL
Remember, its ALWAYS ABOUT ME!!.. ME, ME, ME!!!Fri 18 Jun 2010 02:50:47
Name : Evil Hank Email : another story Message Ok.. another story I just thunk of.
At my arrival in Imperial Beach, in 1957.. we moved into a duplex somewhere in Imperial Beach. I think it was on 12th street or Florida street or thereabouts.
I was going to go to high school for the first time... sooo I guess I was about 14 or 15 yrs old?
Well.. there was these two girls that lived in the front duplex. Man o man.. the eldest daughter was hot beyond belief. I wish I could remember her name.
Ok.. I am a virgin dufus... and this girl in the front apt was way more mature then me... or should I say, more experienced then me.
So I'm playing catch with my brothers in the yard.. we were throwing the football around. And this girl in the front apt comes out and is watching us. WOW... double WOW.. was she gorgeous or what! She was wearing short shorts... mama mia!!!!!
Well, I tried to put on a show by catching and running with the football.... I was trying to impress "her"... and the thing was, I didn't know why.
I guess it must have worked.. cuz the next thing I remember I was in "her" front yard and she came up to me and stepped on my toes and and said "gee..I'm almost as tall as you".... I had never been that close to a girl before. I had things erupt in me that I didn't know existed.. and I blurted out something... don't remember what.
At the time I was too young to know what she was doing.. like I said, she was far more mature then I was, even though we were about the same age.
Today.. I want a "re-do"... I was way to stupid, naive, ignorant to know what was happening. I just wish for a second chance, knowing what I know now.
Damn.. she was GORGEOUS.. and I was a blithering idiot. I'll remember her for the rest of my life.
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Name : Evil Hank Email : Easy One Message Well.. I know me sumptin about women that's for sure. But there ain't no man that can ever say they KNOW women.
You born us and you raised us... so I'm thinking you are feeling some guilt that we (men) *ALL* turned out to be buttheads.
But that is the way it is.. that's the way it will always be... us boys lub our mommy.Fri 18 Jun 2010 12:37:09
Name : Easy One Email : Henry Message I just can't help my self. I have to peek. And as well as you know women, you surely know that we are a bit on the nosey side? Fri 18 Jun 2010 11:34:23
Name : Evil Hank Email : Easy One Message HEY!!... just a cotton picken minute here!!... sweet, innocent girlies aren't allowed to read the Heathen Board!!!
Don't make me tell your parents!!... you know dang well they will put you on RESTRICTION!!!.. and that means there will be no more wearing of skirts that show your ankles!! Don't make me get rough with you!!!Thu 17 Jun 2010 06:44:46
Name : Easy One Email : Henry Message Henry, shame on you. A married woman, you naughty boy. Thu 17 Jun 2010 02:19:27
Name : Evil Hank Email : more then you wanted to know.. too dang bad!! Message I was just talking to someone in email about ex girlfriends. And it made me remember another story... I thought I told you all my stories.. and all my dirt.. and all my skeletons... but they seem to keep coming up.. LOL
Ok.. here is another story: I was working at Ford Aeronutronics... a military manufacturing place in Newport Beach, CA. The job and location was do die for!!
Of course they had assembly lines.. and most of the assemblers were women. Well, this one woman on the assembly line was named Donna. I don't remember her last name.
Let me tell you.. she was the most beautiful girl I have ever dated and one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life PERIOD. Long, full dark hair and light blue eyes.
I could not believe a girl/woman that beautiful could be working on an assembly line. She could have been a model or a movie star.
Anyway.. to make the story short; I asked her "out"... even though she was married she finally relented and said she was going to a girlfriend's batcholertte party at a male strip club and said she would meet me there.
Yep.. I took her home afterwards.. and it was GREAT... after talking and spending some time with her the reason she went astray from her husband is... her husband was too "big" for her.. and she didn't like having sex with him.
I never thought that was possible... I always thought that there was no such thing as a guy being "too big".
I think the relationship would have lasted a long time except for one problem. She said she liked her toes sucked and her under arms licked..... well, that was never gonna happen by me.. good bye weirdo!!!
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Name : Evil Hank Email : Legalzoom.com Message Yep.. I've heard that... in fact I think I just saw something on the news a few days ago about "Legalzoom" "will" holding up in a court case.
I went to their website.. but they don't give any prices... so I didn't go further.
Now I'm thinkin that if I die... and y'all have to fork over money to bury me that might be my last torment of you grasshoppahs. And I lubs tormenting and annoying y'all. That could be my final torment of you... I ain't gonna go down without annoying you.. trust me on that!!
I ain't "normal"... but I guess you already knew that.
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