Thu 09 Feb 2012 09:41:04

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	my fate?
Message	I just ate a whole box of Girl Scout cookies. I'm trying to think of what the repercussion might be. Am I a pervert?.. am I going to hell?.. am I going to go into a diabetic coma?.. will I fall in love with a Jehovah Witness?... will I see unicorns in my dreams?... or, will these spiders crawling all over me make me their king?

Thu 09 Feb 2012 07:16:43

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	boys and thier toys
Message	I've gotten sooo jazzed remembering about my '79 Corvette.. I'm searching the internet to buy one. Do I need one?.. NO!!!.. do I already have a great car.. YES!!.. I have a 1997 black Camaro Z.. and it "scoots"!! Yet.. I want a 1979 Vet.. again. Do men ever get old.. really?.. I don't think so. I only drive once a week at the most.. yet I want a Corvette... why?.. cuz I'M A MAN!!

Wed 08 Feb 2012 08:31:50

Name :	d
Email :	Evil Hank
Message	Yeppers she is beautiful alright. Dang you should be dead. Been on that 405 quite a few times going to Santa Maria. I can see how you would miss that car. Bet your insurance was pretty expensive.

Wed 08 Feb 2012 03:38:32

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	Jo
Message	A blonde in a hot red Firebird?... crashing seems a small price to pay for the turned heads you must have caused.. LOL

Wed 08 Feb 2012 03:17:08

Name :	Jo
Email :
Message	That's why I got rid of my '98 red Firebird...everytime it rained the damn thing went airborne and I was also outrunning my headlights...started scaring me....I got rear ended 3 times in the thing...just to low to the ground for people to see.....

Wed 08 Feb 2012 02:54:39

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	thank God
Message	The crash on the 405 with my Corvette... I was on my way to work.. it must have been about 6am.. still dark. It was raining hard. I was in the far left, fast lane. I hit a puddle.. my car hydroplaned.. I had ZERO control. In a second my car had hit the concrete divider and was pointed towards the stars.. my headlights of course were pointed upwards. In an instant I knew I had to get out of the car before someone hit me. I managed to get out of the car and ran as far as I could, forward, away from the car. And just a second later a white Mustang ran into my car. Since my headlights were pointed skyward and my car was a dark color.. nobody could see me until it was too late. That was my second "near death" experience. If there is such a thing as a "guardian angel".. I have one, twice over.

Wed 08 Feb 2012 12:46:46

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	d
Message	The Corvette was a metallic dark green.. at night it looked black unless there was partial light. It was a 1979.. not a good year for Corvettes. But I had a hotsy totsy distributor put in.. and a "1 over stock" cam put it. It wasn't that fast.. BUT, DAMN IT LOOKED GOOD.. AND SOUNDED BETTER. The loping idle.. the throaty sound.. man-o-man did I love that car. I would give most anything to have another one like it. The '79 had that "coke bottle shape"... just loved it.. just loved it...

Tue 07 Feb 2012 06:19:25

Name :	d
Email :	Evil Hanky Poo
Message	What color was it? The car I mean.

Tue 07 Feb 2012 02:38:22

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	d
Message	Yeah, I haven't had the time to annoy people as much as I used to. The puzzle board is taking up all my time. Prolly a good thing, right?.. hahaha When I had my Corvette.. my personalized license plate was "STAMINA"... a subliminal message to all the girls.. so don't count me out on ANYTHING!! Once when I was cruising in my T-Top Corvette late in the evening... this car load of young people pulled up next to me and the driver offered me $100 to buy my license plate.. I said NO.. he said, well how much?? I just laughed... I was soooo pretty and hunky and SOOO "Mr. Rico Suave".. LOL. oh those were the days my friend.

Tue 07 Feb 2012 11:17:13

Name :	d
Email :
Message	I'm going on here so the webmaster doesn't discontinue this board. It was a fun board.It was good for old cronies to think they were still horny and cute and sexy. Ha ha ha ha ha

Mon 06 Feb 2012 03:51:54

Name :	d
Email :
Message	Hello? (knock knock) Is anybody here?

Thu 02 Feb 2012 04:14:05

Name :	d
Email :	evil Hank
Message	Looked it up and Saw it. It's not a very good likeness....LOL

Wed 01 Feb 2012 01:28:38

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	d
Message	You better stay off of my radar... I don't play.. 'lesson I'm playin.. and when I'm playin.. I'm pretty dang irresistible!! If you look up "swoon" in the dictionary.. you will find a picture of Evil me...

Sun 22 Jan 2012 03:08:56

Name :	d
Email :	Evil Hank
Message	Let's change the title to the video to: Hot Hank picking up Evil Chicks.....LOL

Sat 21 Jan 2012 08:00:01

Name :	Desiree
Email :	Sweet Innocent Hank/The fire of Hades
Message	Hell hath no wrath like Evil Hank. No matter, the show must go on and we actually enjoy putting up with him.

Sat 21 Jan 2012 06:06:10

Name :	d
Email :	Evil Hanky Poo
Message	I luvved being pregenant. Just not getting pregenant. So only got there twice but if Eros is a good thing it wasn't by him then.

Sat 21 Jan 2012 05:13:50

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	d
Message	If you don't know who "Eros" is.. then you prolly got pregnant a few times. That couldn't have been all that of a bad thing.. right?

Sat 21 Jan 2012 04:57:24

Name :	d
Email :	H
Message	Is Eros's a good thing or a bad thing? Should I Laugh or Cry? Now you know I am fragile.LOL

Sat 21 Jan 2012 04:34:59

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	Dear Diary
Message	I tormented me some Mariner grasshoppahs today.. just like yesterday and all the days before. I wonder what makes me so EVIL?... I don't know. Dear god.. it ain't easy being me. You gave me a mountain I cant climb.

Sat 21 Jan 2012 03:36:33

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	Cutter
Message	Yep.. 'ceptin if I think "d" is comin over.. then I unlock my door. "Eros's" work shall be done.. and you of all people, should know how that works.

Sat 21 Jan 2012 09:07:40

Name :	Cutter to 'd' and Hank and Ralph
Email :	Watch Out Hank
Message	"d' is preparing for a home invasion. You do have a dead lock, right?

Sat 21 Jan 2012 03:05:03

Name :	d
Email :	Cutter
Message	You would not see me try to run a whole block. I am getting better, thanks to the drugs. I know how you feel about that. But I can go two flights of stairs with out doubling over trying to breath. Look out H when I can do three. LOL

Fri 20 Jan 2012 08:05:56

Name :	Cutter to 'd' and Hank and Ralph
Email :	Look at 'D', See How She Runs
Message	Ha, Ha, Ha. Heavy breathing. Even if one has an oxygen tank? have a happy

Fri 20 Jan 2012 03:33:25

Name :	d
Email :	Evil Hank
Message	Just think how scary that would be if you were too better?

Fri 20 Jan 2012 02:54:20

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	tormenting grasshoppahs
Message	My 2012 New Year's resolution was to be gooder then I was last year. It's the same New Years resolution I have EVERY year. But I cant seem to overcome my badness. I'm still tormenting me some Mariners on our website, at every turn. God help me... cuz I lubs it so.

Fri 20 Jan 2012 12:31:51

Name :	d
Email :	Cutter
Message	The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again

Thu 19 Jan 2012 08:47:57

Name :	Hot Demon
Email :	Old Irons
Message	Hank, go to the flea market and buy a couple of old irons...the kind Mommy used. They make great barbels. have a happy

Tue 17 Jan 2012 08:23:39

Name :	Cutter to 'd' and Hank and Ralph
Email :	Use Your Belt
Message	Hank, your belt is a great exercise tool. Just look at any exercise workout with barbels or springs and or stretching materials. Just copy. Be sure to breath out when stressing and in when relaxing. Do 15-20 minutes a day, have a shot of water and do a quick walk on the beach or pier. Watch the old diet along the way. No #42 wines or rum. have a happy Lub, Tomas

Tue 17 Jan 2012 12:05:08

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	Jo
Message	I figured out why my chair was moving. Since I retired 5 years ago.. I've been doin nuttin but sittin on the couch and on my computer chair, and it has caused all my muscles to atrophy. Now I have to lean on everything I can reach so as not to fall. And without realizing it I keep leaning on this one chair as I pass by.. and have been moving it an inch at a time until it became noticeably moved from it's original position. So, the ghost turned out to be old man, dufus Hank. If I don't start exercising pretty soon.. I won't be able to get up off the couch. I gave my bar bells and other weight lifting equipment away a few years ago. Maybe that was a mistake.. LOL

Mon 16 Jan 2012 12:22:11

Name :	Jo
Email :
Message	Maybe your furniture is moving around cause you put your address on the internet and told everyone you leave your door open...sneaky people are coming in and doing it to drive you nuts...:)

Sun 15 Jan 2012 06:50:21

Name :	d
Email :	Evil hanky
Message	I was up by the beach a while ago and this ambulance went up past also up towards the beach. All this talk about falling and stuff made me think of you and then the ambulance came back with the siren on. Had you not posted within 15 minutes of that I would have gone to see if you were alive. Scary,huh? If you had no clothes on I would have fainted and then there would have to be two stinking ambulances. SHEESH I really need to see that shrink now. Or start drinking. The shrink is cheaper. LOL

Sun 15 Jan 2012 06:28:34

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	Little Miss
Message	Or.. I could be that I'm missing a girlie poo that used to keep my apt in tip top shape. The mind is a wonderful thing.. but it can make you anal-istic.

Sun 15 Jan 2012 06:18:45

Name :	Little Miss
Email :	Henry
Message	Maybe you have a ghost. LOL

Sun 15 Jan 2012 06:06:38

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	Tweeting.. or twitering or what ever the hell you call it..
Message	Ok.. here's the deal. Some of my furniture is moving. I don't like that. One minute my chair is there.. and the next minute my chair is some place else. I go to sit down in my chair and I fall on my ass.. my chair ain't where it's supposed to be.. or where it was a few minutes ago. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinkin.. it's the rum n coke.. NOPE, even when I'm sober, which is surprising to you that I'm ever sober.. it still happens. I'm sure it's not the rum n coke.. I'm guessing its all the chili peppers I eat. I don't know, I'm reaching for straws. Since I lost my hair.. everything has changed.. girls don't like me no more. Girls are sooo shallow!! I bet if I had hair my chair would stay in place. NO.. don't be callin 911... well, not until I put on some clothes.

Sun 15 Jan 2012 08:14:25

Name :	d
Email :
Message	Speaking of Buddy Holly. Remember the awesome True Luv Ways Video Hanky Poo put on one of these boards? I play that clip quite often. I also have the song ear marked on my MP3 to play on demand at work. That is one of my happy songs, amongst many. sigh

Sat 14 Jan 2012 06:06:48

Name :	Cutter to 'd' and Hank and Ralph
Email :	Hany Poo
Message	Rave on....Buddy Holly & have a happy

Sat 14 Jan 2012 03:55:29

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	Cutter
Message	You think it's bad now?... surely you're old enough to remember the traveling medicine men in the old west that sold tonics that would cure EVERYTHING!! Those evil pharmaceutical companies are making billions and billions selling drugs. And would they be making drugs if they couldn't make billions and billions?. You want to cry and rail at the pharmaceutical companies.. the ones saving your life and making your life less sufferable? The pharmaceutical companies are making life tolerable if not wonderful for millions and millions of people. What the hell difference does it make if the CEO's of pharmaceuticals are driving Rolls Royces and you are driven a Chevy? That pisses you off?.. some drugs work and some don't. But each generation gets better and more safer drugs. How would your life be, without those evil pharmaceutical companies?

Sat 14 Jan 2012 02:27:51

Name :	d
Email :	Cutter
Message	Thanks big brother. I have been wondering why whey want me to go there. The best reason I can come up with is because I was overseas during Vietnam. Well at the very beginning. I processed most of those kids from Germany 97th General Hospital to the ships that took them to Vietnam. I think they feel anyone in the service at that time is whacked, so we all get to go get our heads shrinked. Just another sample of how I am such a late bloomer. They just now are sending me there. Shucks I am mild and sweet and caring and sweet and sweet....LOL.....

Fri 13 Jan 2012 08:02:10

Name :	Cutter
Email :	Psychiatry Destroying Pupils
Message	'D', I taught schol for 30 years and I saw so many kids ruined on the drugs they were given by Psy's...ruined for life. children and teens are being treated for ADHD in record numbers. Young children with behavioral problems are drugged and in short order many of them develop bipolar disorder. Why? Easy,because of the drugs. These innocents are permanently branded as mentally ill and yes indeed, have to take the poisons for the rest of their lives. There is slim evidence that the drugs they dispense actually do help some people...if we are getting the truth.IMO, a strong one, these drugs prescribed for mental illness cause even greater problems and ill health over the long haul for most patients. However, the pharmaceutical companies are laughing all the way to the bank with their nasty loot. The psychiatric MD's and their other brethren in chaoots know this well and will do what they must to make sure you don’t! I am a sap, I have ADD, so punish me with psychiatry and hurt me more than prison could. Not a happy

Fri 13 Jan 2012 07:49:43

Name :	Cutter
Email :	Psycho Psychiatrists
Message	Careful 'D'. Many of those shrinks are nut cases themselves. And they force you to take drugs....Oh yes. Haven't you heard od weird psychiatrists that likely need their patients to evaluate them? Careful of the happy

Fri 13 Jan 2012 06:05:29

Name :	d
Email :	Ralph/Henry
Message	SHOOT I was so serious but that was funnier than all get out. Thanks for the pun. One thing is I do have a heart beat so maybe I am walking dead. Maybe been watching to many dark series and movies. I think the Ding bat whisperer is a great idea. I cried the whole time I was in there. Now they think I am quite the psycho whacko. See Henry? You were right the whole time.

Fri 13 Jan 2012 03:26:45

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	Ralph
Message	LOL...hahahahahahaaha..

Fri 13 Jan 2012 02:53:21

Name :	Ralph
Email :
Message	d, If you don't have a temperature you're in trouble.

Fri 13 Jan 2012 12:19:46

Name :	Evil Hankster
Email :	d
Message	Ah... sounds like a lot of trouble. Why don't you just go to a "ding-bat whisperer"???

Fri 13 Jan 2012 10:33:07

Name :	d
Email :	Evil Hanky Poo
Message	They're sending me to a shrink. I'll pretend it's my drem and get your answer..LOL..I hope they don't put me in a padded cell. One thing probably pushing me over the edge lately is my blood pressure is a little high so we are going to start there. And back on the water pills to relieve the swelling and dumpy feeling. I got a temperature too so I must be hot and bothered AS WELL. HEH HEH

Thu 12 Jan 2012 07:21:07

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	Tweeting.. or twitering or what ever the hell you call it..
Message	My dreams keep driving me wacka doodle... I've had this dream for many years.. I keep having it. I dream I'm at work and my boss gives me a promotion and a giant raise. But I never see it... I keep waiting and waiting.. I keep looking forward to my check... and my check is always somewhere where I'm not. I have to restrain myself from going to my boss and asking him.. "where the hell is my raise on my check"!! And I wake up really angry and frustrated. I wake up thinking that I'm going to be able to buy stuff and/or pay off some bills as soon as I get my check. And I get even more angry because after a while I realize it was just a dream. And that I don't have a job.. I didn't get a friggen promotion or a giant raise.. then I really get more pisster off.. or is it depressed?

Tue 10 Jan 2012 07:05:29

Name :	d
Email :	Evil Hank
Message	HA HA HA HA I remember that saunter. I always pretended to forget my combination to watch (behind your back, of course) LOL I thought that all of us kids from the Catholic School would get lockers close to each other. But NOOOO mine had to be in the same block as Mr Vargas. :-) My first initiation of public school.

Tue 10 Jan 2012 04:44:47

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	d
Message	Well.. if you remember Elvis.. then you remember ME!!.. when I sauntered through the halls of Mar Vista High.. all the girls gave a breathless sigh... For the record, Elvis learned everything from sweet, innocent Hank. Don't hate me for being pretty.

Mon 09 Jan 2012 03:37:25

Name :	d
Email :	Cutter/Evil Hank
Message	My sister shares the same birthday. I remembered Elvis' but almost forgot my sisters' There is something terribly wrong with my memory banks lately.

Mon 09 Jan 2012 01:16:32

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	Cutter
Message	It don't get no better then the King...

Sun 08 Jan 2012 08:34:40

Name :	Cutter
Email :	Elvis
Message	Viva Elvis

Fri 06 Jan 2012 06:42:36

Name :	Hound Dog
Email :	Suspenders Too
Message	How nice a song. I remember well, I went from rags to britches to bitches.

Fri 06 Jan 2012 06:40:52

Name :	Cutter
Email :	Dem Necks In Hell
Message	Vampira is there too. Say what?

Fri 06 Jan 2012 02:48:06

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	Cutter
Message	You know what.. in that video.. all the girls have one thing in common.. a tasty looking neck. Evil Hank likes him some girlie neck. Rum n coke # what ever the hell it is.. I forget. I know, I know.. I'm going to hell.. BUT, that's where the bestest girls are!!

Thu 05 Jan 2012 07:45:44

Name :	Cutter
Email :	Old duffer Video of Hank
Message	That video is living proof that old age is really old age. Have a happy

Thu 05 Jan 2012 10:46:56

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	Justice served!!
Message	The Texas police shoot a 15yr boy for threatening people with a gun at school. Turns out the gun was a pellet gun. OH WELL!!!... HE GOT WHAT HE DESERVED!!! Well, to the people who are against guns and say that having a gun never stopped anybody from being kilted. Well.. it seems some Texas mom with here baby shot someone that was breaking down her door with bad intentions. SOMEBODY GIVE THAT MOM A FRIGGEN AWARD!!!

Thu 05 Jan 2012 03:45:26

Name :	d
Email :
Message	I'm starting to like crossing the border more every night. Got free yogurt and giant hug from one of the very young little vendor boys. Now two of them compete to serve me. Ain't it sweet to be luvved at this old age? And to think that I was warned about being kidnapped??? Well I think I'll be the kidnapper real soon. HHHMMMM what would I do once I kidnapped one or two of them though???? Danged if I can remember.. It was a good idea though I think!?!?Dream on old lady!!!!

Wed 04 Jan 2012 08:25:59

Name :	Little Miss
Email :	Evil Hank picking up hot Chicks
Message	LMAO

Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:21:25

Name :	d
Email :	Dpnna
Message	I've been rockin out on here since I got back on. It's so boring at work have to be there for eight and a half hours and work for about two of them. Sorry I sort of take over the boards when no one else is on during that time of night. LOL two more nites to go beware, and fair warning.

Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:16:00

Name :	Donna
Email :	d
Message	I definitely remember that song! That's the one Warren used to sing when we first "met" again after all those years...

Wed 04 Jan 2012 05:00:53

Name :	d
Email :
Message	A LEGACY OF TWO TRUE PLAYERS CALLED EVIL HANK AND JAWBONE I must have been through about a million girls I'd luv 'em then I'd leave them alone I didn't care how much they cried, no sir Their tears left me cold as a stone It used to be when I'd see a girl that I liked I'd get out my book and write down her name But when the grass got greener over on the other side I'd just tear out that page.

Mon 02 Jan 2012 04:50:42

Name :	d
Email :
Message	Now this is the perfect DIVORCE BOARD SONG

Mon 02 Jan 2012 03:14:44

Name :	d
Email :
Message	Yes!!!! I just got home and all my stress of the week is gone, I say. GONE!!! Now I just luv every body. I think I'll start a web site and sell sum of this luv real cheap. LOL

Mon 02 Jan 2012 03:11:23

Name :	d
Email :	Evil Hanky Poo
Message	Why are you so durned good at everything. I wear my self out trying to compete and yet stay a loser. (whimpering sound)

Mon 02 Jan 2012 02:50:44

Name :	Evil Hank
Email :	d
Message	I'm betting that there are going to be 10 times as many people come to my funeral as yours. Of course, the ones coming to my funeral will be cheering.. and the ones that come to yours will be crying. If it's just a popularity contest.. I will win again.. I always win.

Mon 02 Jan 2012 09:58:40

Name :	d
Email :
Message	I am the biggest chicken of all the looki loos. but I'm jumping in and starting my new years thing and stop being such a chicken. I've still got lots to say before I end my life cycle. HOORAH!!!! I'm on a mission to find my "TRUE" friends. I have always wondered if I had a funeral who would actually come to it?? LOL Oh, should this go on the trivia board???LOL

Sun 01 Jan 2012 11:43:14

Name :	Webmaster
Email :	refreshed
Message	This board has been refreshed for the new year. To see past posts visit the archives.